kristen ✩

✩ burn/trauma rn ✩

[kristen ✩ @kayyyflow]

Ppl assume I'm a bitch but I'm really just shy/awkward and don't know how to talk to people ☹️

[kristen ✩ @kayyyflow]

@kenchristensenn It works the same way Benadryl does lol so if Benadryl does that to you, atarax will too 😅

[Shailin Thomas @shailinthomas]

The CDC now says a venti iced coffee and two ibuprofen is a balanced breakfast.

[Ashlynne Gross @Ashlynne_Gross]

One minute you’re young and listening to Broccoli at a house party with a backpack full of booze, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum.

[kristen ✩ @kayyyflow]

@SarahJoSchaertl A permanent floofy winky face

[bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants]

Did anyone else just have an absolute nightmare time being 23

[Becca Rose @itsbecrose]

Ellen’s replacement

[k @kenchristensenn]

every single time I get Dunkin’ I regret it first sip

[kristen ✩ @kayyyflow]

I wonder what it’s like to not feel obligated to spend money on Starbucks that I’ll only drink half of every single day

[beagle scout @hotchilitofu]

pov: you’re getting ready to go out in 2017

[e 🤍 @angelida222]

I misssssss sending a “are you wearing heels” text 😔

[kristen ✩ @kayyyflow]

Liv and I should’ve known by our shitshow of a trip to Toronto for New Years last year that the rest of 2020 was also going to be a shitshow

[kristen ✩ @kayyyflow]

@LaxerLiv23 Just call me Nurse Ratchet

[kristen ✩ @kayyyflow]

@LaxerLiv23 Ya

[kristen ✩ @kayyyflow]

@LaxerLiv23 just putting it out there that dollar general has Hi-C drink mix

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

you know what carrie? i CAN’T shoot whiskey and i DO prefer a fruity little drink. sue me!!!!!!!!!

[kristen ✩ @kayyyflow]

@LaxerLiv23 The axe. I’m dead.

[steph @steph_mcca]

sitting my Bf down & explaining that i have to spend money every day Or Else i will die