Kaley Azambuja

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[Kaley Azambuja @kazambuja]

god I love being gay

[Kaley Azambuja @kazambuja]

we need to talk about how insane giraffes are

[Kaley Azambuja @kazambuja]

my mind creates bugs

[Kaley Azambuja @kazambuja]

from the shit the flowers grow

[Kaley Azambuja @kazambuja]

y obviously

[Kaley Azambuja @kazambuja]

not me getting personally offended when someone emails me during business hours

[mallory @mal_c0ntent]

not tryna sound far out but like holy hell I’m literally magic

[Kaley Azambuja @kazambuja]

ahem @mal_c0ntent 10 years and you changed your mind??

[Mariana, MSM🦙 @MaryAnnaBananaa]

so u admit it’s ok to cross the border so ur kids have better living conditions

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

babe what’s wrong? you’ve hardly embodied my idealized version of you today

[Kaley Azambuja @kazambuja]

just blew myself a kiss in the mirror

[Kaley Azambuja @kazambuja]

@Allie_Nichole the worst part is that it has not improved... at all. I just stand there in agony until it finally pulls apart.

[Kaley Azambuja @kazambuja]

So how long does it take you guys to open the produce bags at the grocery now that you can’t lick your fingers? Takes me about 24 minutes each.

[Kaley Azambuja @kazambuja]

@jcanderson13 I’ve never felt more eyes on me than I do when trying to separate the thin bag

[Kaley Azambuja @kazambuja]

For all of you asking

[Kaley Azambuja @kazambuja]

I don’t want a different last name

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

Getting ready to defend the importance of capitalism online

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

y’all ever just be running up that hill?

[Kaley Azambuja @kazambuja]

Imagine making products that kill people.