Kazs

tidur itu mudah

[Kazs @KazHunter04]

true family don't stop you. they encourage you to do the right thing as it'll become your responsibility in future.

[Kazs @KazHunter04]

tell me something that i don't know

[K @iiamkrshn]

Plan A: Marrying her.

Plan B: Visit another planet and become the coolest uncle in that alien civilization.

[Vadim @VadimStrizheus]

The only difference between you and Tony Stark is that he had unlimited API tokens.

[khairul havertz @khaihavertz29]

Pejadah e-hailing kekal. Lanco punya decision making. Penyumbang cukai lain ko tekan tekan. Suruh grab subsidise lah hawau. Asal orang lain yang tak naik grab pulak kena tanggung.

[tokcin @tokcin70]

Ada orang isi minyak tiap minggu... kuota subsidi habis licin dia sapu.

Ada orang dapat kuota 300L... tapi 184L hangus hujung bulan sebab hidupnya bukan hari-hari di jalan.

Sistem panggil ini subsidi "bersasar".

Padahal yang sebenarnya berlaku:
subsidi diberi kepada siapa paling banyak guna petrol, bukan kepada siapa paling perlukan bantuan.

Yang kereta banyak, jalan jauh, isi kerap... sedut lebih banyak manfaat.

Yang berjimat, duduk rumah, keluar bila perlu... tengok kuota lupus depan mata.

Akhirnya negara ajar satu benda paling bodoh:

lagi banyak kau bakar minyak, lagi banyak subsidi kau rasa.
lagi cermat kau hidup, lagi sedikit kau dapat.

[Dr. AK 🇮🇳 @docakx]

Old one, but a classic.

[D3M1👨🏾‍💻🩺 ™️ @_dhemii]

Office jokes 😂>>>>>>

[MindaBernada @DexterAwit]

"This is already,involving public"
Bukan main kau masa ni..now,the table has turn!

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A guide to kitty coats

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

Overworked

[Anxious for Msia @anxioustapir]

With all due respect, the story isnt about you, its about Palestine.

Stop this performative bs. Just PR stunt and politicians capitalizing on it hard is just cringe, while their own fellow malaysians face discrimination.

As Greta said herself, she isnt a hero. And u arent too.

[pudynzayn @pudynzayn]

Got 4.0 by repeating papers?
Not even on top 1000?

GOT SCHOLARSHIP?

Our next generation is totally cooked, for real 👏🏻

[Ahza @ahzaazzahra]

Hukum agama isn’t a buffet.

Yet today, many cherry-pick hukum to suit their preferences. Upholding only what benefits them, while rejecting what challenges them.

May God protect us from such selective thinking—denial dressed as reasoning & riddled with self-serving fallacies.

[Fi @fiihazmii]

My goals with you :

[Goldfish @GoldfishUnc]

That's all?

We are so unserious about protecting females.

[risk @risksaidon]

ya Allah aku sudah tidak mahu kerjaaa

[Nad @fnadira_]

Dear HR,

Kalau calon tu tak terpilih tolong jangan buat mereka berteka-teki.

Calon tu habiskan masa berjam-jam untuk prepare, practice jawapan dan all-out untuk interview ni.

Balas dengan simple pun dah okay, asalkan jangan ghost.

Hormat mereka sebab anda seorang profesional.

[🐥⁹⁴ @oohafiqah]

Kepada adik-adik, jangan terikut-ikut abang atau kakak pergi semua concert ye. Kalau kamu student, mak ayah still tanggung, tolong sangat, jangan guna duit tu untuk concert. Sumpah tak worth it. Tunggu kamu dah kerja, dah stable, baru lah boleh.

[Sid @Solisidtor]

Bil elektrik naik, cukai pintu naik, nak hapus subsidi petrol, makin banyak barang kena SST, dan kau boleh kata majoriti rakyat takkan terkesan.

Sama ada kau bodoh atau gila.

Sepenggal.

[Ezzah Nor @ezzahnor]

❤️‍🩹