K.M. Harris

🇦🇺 Writer. fully sick as in I have a chronic illness but also I'm pretty cool. I really like staying home

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Uh I mean Metallica or something cool

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I really wish I could dye my hair with my headphones on. DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince would surely make it the best dye job ever

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Typeset and print-proofed the wrong version of my draft

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@davebeerflog Living the dream

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Friendly reminder that most of the rules you have for yourself are made up and you can actually go easier on yourself if you want

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Um…

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@crisisofconsc When my daughter was two, that was her favourite song.

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@BellaBaddie__ Have done that, kind of not by choice because of chronic illness but I honestly love looking after my husband and kid. I’m way more valuable to them than any employer.

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@adamwnufc @HeatherBo63 As an Australian I came here to say this

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Had toast again. Still fucking amazing how do you keep doing it, bread?

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Fuck I love toast

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@beautyskillz I’ve been with my husband for over 20 years and I love playing games with him. Even just watching him play a single player game and making choices together and taking in the story is so good ❤️

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@lovedropx I have a little wheelie bed-desk for my laptop and it is the BEST

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@ick_real Can I get it retroactively because I’ve already done that

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@AuthorGFAllen Ah, yes. The two ends of the creative spectrum

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@BrentWeeks That seems low. Or maybe the small pocket of people I know are smarter than average

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@SDDonovan I know what I’m doing, I just actively loathe it

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@PokemonGems I was the last one in my family to cave on a Switch. My husband and daughter had one already and I bought mine with animal crossing just as covid hit in 2020. No regrets. The world is on fire. Take the little slices of magic when you find them.

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@JisueBleh Pretty sure my husband played it before I did

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@moniza_hossain I absolutely cannot do that with every fiber of my introverted hermit little being and every day I wake up without even having a TikTok account and vow to be the exception

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@TheCinesthetic Perfect Blue absolutely messed me up