Archie Price

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[Archie Price @kazooap]

Actually seeing more tweets about Emma Hayes than tweets about the actual fucking game and that amazing second half. Fuck this app honestly

[Mikey Smith @mikeysmith]

Incredible coincidence that @nigel_Farage watched the England game in the same spot in the same pub, with the same flags up, wearing the same top and standing next to someone wearing an identical top as he did during the Euros in 2024.

[G @Gideoomatic]

Everyone's been getting along fine with the friendly fire banter and then along come these vile disgusting racist pricks smh

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

Throwing your pints in the air over a 12th minute group stage penalty.

So unbelievably performative and cringey.

[Archie Price @kazooap]

Chuffed overall, sloppy defending at times but thats not a game we'd win under Southgate

[niran @TheOfficialFNG]

world cup matches 4 seconds before a hydration break starts

[Oliver @OWS1892]

Remember, Adam says Muslims have outdated views on women.

[Archie Price @kazooap]

Possibly the least surprising post I've ever seen

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

Why the f*** do we have a woman coach from the women’s game telling us about England men’s football tactics ?!!

Why ?!!! @itvfootball

#england #EngCro

[NJ @NoJusticeMTG]

Labour member of parliament actively tweeting deliberate disinformation about opposing political parties

[Archie Price @kazooap]

Can we make gulags for people who make a living off of generative AI content

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

The Green Gucci Girls bump into each other in the park and, naturally, decide it’s time for Gucci.

Hannah Spencer summons the Rolls-Royce and off they glide, giddy with joy. But who’s behind the counter? None other than Zack Polanski.

{satire}

[Archie Price @kazooap]

@darrengrimes If you think this is the wokest world cup ever then you're just fucking dumb im sorry

[Arron 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @arron1s]

i can’t wait for ronaldo to respond to this by missing three sitters, sending a free kick out of the stadium and refusing to be subbed off

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

Come on Engerland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Let’s go see how Instagram is doing:

[Archie Price @kazooap]

@AlistairCarns Your colleagues were surprised that you were a Labour candidate because you were such a Tory, Al

[Archie Price @kazooap]

@BareLeft Pull out a 79 year old Jack Straw while we're at it

[Archie Price @kazooap]

@sapphyreblayze Hosted by Josh fucking Howie too. Bad Wolf Ltd. we're Hamas sympathisers presumably

[G.T @gingerrtom]

"Just came out of a 30-minute phone call with the police, they said that this is by far the most high-profile assault case they've seen"

[Archie Price @kazooap]

@SarahForRuncorn Literally just making shit up

[NJ @NoJusticeMTG]

"something happened during the pandemic that means people are faking PIP"

how do these people have fucking jobs