kaz💫

Stardusted boots sparkle and shine

[kaz💫 @kazzyfrompluto]

your gay ass waiter is busy taking mirror pics in the employee restroom

[kaz💫 @kazzyfrompluto]

I am a bi twink and I like a butch who will make me suck the strap on or a big boy that I can put through the mattress (muffin top or muscular)

[kaz💫 @kazzyfrompluto]

Happy pride month to Tony the Tiger because he was probablyyyyy my gay awakening

[kaz💫 @kazzyfrompluto]

I got excited filling up my tank for $3.70 a gallon yesterday then remembered it was $2.50 back in February

[kaz💫 @kazzyfrompluto]

The death of a bachelor 🍾

[Nαтe Blαncнeтт @NateBlanchett]

James Talarico is not gay fwiw. I tried to cruise him in an Austin gay bar men’s room in 2019 and he told me I was a child of God then gave me an informational pamphlet on PrEP

[kaz💫 @kazzyfrompluto]

If I had a pussy it would not be sweet or delectable it would be sour and discolored and foul. My PH would be fucked up and my man would have to eat it anyways.

[kaz💫 @kazzyfrompluto]

Carole Baskin was a Roger persona

[kaz💫 @kazzyfrompluto]

I'm every cliche but I simply do it best 🙂‍↕️

[kaz💫 @kazzyfrompluto]

The snl Tucker Carlson bit has ruined my brain like I seriously can't stop saying what are we doing? What's going on? That's the RULE that's the GOAL now

[❄️winter music❄️ @boredboi_k]

OOMF GOT MARRIED EVERYBODY TURN TF UP

[kaz💫 @kazzyfrompluto]

@music_lover_mal We're waiting to have a ceremony until we can afford an actual wedding that we would both be really happy with. I don't wanna have to go cheap and budget my own wedding & neither does he.

[kaz💫 @kazzyfrompluto]

My boy took a job that is shipping him to the other side of the U.S. for a few months so we decided to get married before he leaves & we have been together for 2 years so it's not rushed or anything.

[kaz💫 @kazzyfrompluto]

I'm married btw

[kaz💫 @kazzyfrompluto]

@f0lk_wh0r3 LMAO THANK U !!!

[kaz💫 @kazzyfrompluto]

I'm married btw

[kaz💫 @kazzyfrompluto]

@music_lover_mal Thank u Malcolm !!!

[kaz💫 @kazzyfrompluto]

@sadguy007 Thank you sm !!!

[kaz💫 @kazzyfrompluto]

@boredboi_k THANK U BESTIE ILY

[kaz💫 @kazzyfrompluto]

@Themb0flcation good toast this is a good post

[Tǒast @Themb0flcation]

Walking my two dogs and everytime someone asks what their name is I have to say barkli xcx and bjärk and they think I’m joking

[kaz💫 @kazzyfrompluto]

The NYT saw this and gave us the worst answer ever today btw

[bach @derpimeow]

do you prefer me with or without wordle humiliation kink gooner edit?