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@LIBGyal I had a WFH job prior to getting pregnant, took a few months off postpartum and then I worked while he napped and at night. Then had my mom watch him from 9-12, moved to a half day preschool at 4, then full day k-8. get a flex WFH job and it’s a dream life.

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@LIBGyal I see enough bad mothers. Now they’d get subsidized for it 💀

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@LFC6666_ @ifyoure2shy_ “a poetry book” lol

[Isa🍸 @ladyscriminal]

do you rememba

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

The millennial urge to wipe your entire online presence and return to a landline, Walkman, and digital camera life.

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@trashysnacks i downloaded an app that is like shazam for birds and now i love trying to get new birds lol

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@NoFilterSkin get rid of the marriage and the rest is doable

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@hello__caitlin ugh she's right tho

[theselongwars @theselongwars_]

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

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@LIBGyal my absolute favorite hidden corner of the internet

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.

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@LoganFizzle @xevekiah sure but mistakes happen. it doesn’t really matter bc abortions are often free. they’re annoying because they take a day you could be doing something else but that’s it. pretty much a non-event

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Straight women scrolling through Instagram to find a decent photo when you ask to see their crush

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@MrsCMFrancis @hollyonthefarm but they arent

[misa! @misak1nz]

you'll just be minding your business and then suddenly the air smells like an august evening in 2005

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@trashysnacks @JoinMeInReality it’s one of my favorite things about my life EVER. 🤍 one of the pillars of my whole existence

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@trashysnacks ughhhh so jealous