Kara

jack black 4evR

[Kara @kbaker41]

@fer_mca I agree.

[Kara @kbaker41]

Not to be dramatic but I’m pretty sure that Rihanna performance just gave many of us a will to live.

[Kara @kbaker41]

All I want to do is talk to my mom on the phone all day. If there could just be a permanent livestream set up between our homes that would be gr8. Thnx.

[Kara @kbaker41]

I am 15 days clean from my McDonald’s addiction.

[Kara @kbaker41]

I genuinely do not think there is a job/labor shortage rather an HR power complex problem overlooking tons of incredibly qualified applicants.

[Kara @kbaker41]

Creepy stranger at the gym has the audacity to come up and poke me in the sides for the 2nd time and when I have to yell bruh do NOT touch me he’s rly going try to tell me not to have an attitude. #iCANNOT #SocialQuesNoWhereInSight #gtfo

[Kara @kbaker41]

Is it really that big of an ask to look back in a public restroom and make sure u r not leaving any piss, pubes, excretions of any kind on the toilet seat?!?? 🥲 #givingupslowly 🙃 #sendhelp

[Kara @kbaker41]

Sometimes it sickens me how good I am at parallel parking. 😎😎😎💃🏻

[Kara @kbaker41]

Literally who is sending me these…..I would take a 4th, 5th and 6th world banana republic before signing this.

[kevin @Ke7inBurke]

beyond meat implies the existence of bed meat and bath meat

[Kara @kbaker41]

U know ur getting old when U start to worry that a sneeze miight throw ur back out…

[Kara @kbaker41]

Elvis could stream live to 1.5 billion viewers in 1973 but yet here I am in 2022 and cant even properly listen to a a Browns game on the radio. 📻 🎙

[Kara @kbaker41]

Me trying to listen to last minute of the browns game radio…#BroadcastBrownsPls

[Kara @kbaker41]

U know when u try to stop ur door from slamming shut w ur buttocks but get humbled bc a$$ was not phat enough to do so and the slam is extra loud and disrespectful??? 🥲#omw2gymnow 🍑

[Kara @kbaker41]

If Chip Tha Rip would have sang Feel Good with @KiDCuDi thooooo😩🙏🏽😫😭🤯💞🌝🍄🌚

[Kara @kbaker41]

But where was Don and Denzel ? #cudi

[Kara @kbaker41]

If you have not seen Elvis in theaters…RUN DO NOT WALK ! ! ! #2güd

[Kara @kbaker41]

my childhood is officially dead as well now.

[𝐄𝐦 🎥 @lifeinsugartown]

RIP Olivia Newton John, devastating news you angel 🤍

[Kara @kbaker41]

@Mejizto I tried using that and it said I had wrong card still. Just bought gen admin like all the other peasants out there.

[Kara @kbaker41]

Tried to buy Kid Cudi tickets but I am apparently too poor bc I don’t have an Amex card. 🥲🥲🥲
My mom said I should txt him(Scott Mescudi) and let him know of this elitist BS. #OkBev #supcudi #Ygod #helpmeimpoor #KidKaraNeeds2SeeKidCudi #InNeedOfCudiBuddyWithAmexCard #DonToliver

[Kara @kbaker41]

Got pulled over and Denver police officer discussed potential riots, pride and avs game. He had “no opinion” about roe v wade and proceeded to give me 7 point ticket. Lol I hope those riots do you good tonight sir bc U deserve it. #serveNprotectNnoOne #acab #YesHeWasWhite