Keith Balante

Love Manchester United. Proud father of twins Ariana and Parker.

[Keith Balante @kbalante]

@PierrePoilievre Get rid of the oligopolies and boost competition to bring down prices. The carbon tax definitely doesn’t help either.

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

When Neymar and Herrera combined for one of the best training goals you’ll ever see ☄️😤

(via anderherrera/IG)

[Keith Balante @kbalante]

@TheSDPadresFan @FightVideosTV A lesson was learned by the boy thanks to that brave man. Actions have consequences

[Keith Balante @kbalante]

@D_DeGea You will be missed my friend. Thank you for everything!

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

I just wanted to send this farewell message to all Manchester United supporters.

I would like to express my unwavering gratitude and appreciation for the love from the last 12 years. We’ve achieved a lot since my dear Sir Alex Ferguson brought me to this club. I took incredible pride everytime I pulled on this shirt, to lead the team, to represent this institution, the biggest club in the world was an honour only bestows upon a few lucky footballers.

It’s been an unforgettable and successful period since I came here. I didn’t think from leaving Madrid as a young boy we would achieve what we did together.

Now, it’s the right time to undertake a new challenge, to push myself again in new surroundings.

Manchester will always be in my heart, Manchester has shaped me and will never leave me.

We’ve seen it all. 🤘🏼❤️

[Keith Balante @kbalante]

@RaconteurR2D2 @cctvidiots Mr Roth I’ll be expecting your milk money tomorrow. Also your address so I can come pick it up

[Keith Balante @kbalante]

@cctvidiots This is a fair result I think. You point a gun at somebody, you deserve to get shot.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Europa League- Roma
Fa Cup- Man United
Champions League- Inter

Then I can enjoy the break in peace and joy. God Abeg 🙏🏾

[Keith Balante @kbalante]

Tears for Piers

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Can’t believe I’m watching a @ManUtd manager & players dancing with joy after winning the Carabao Cup … so embarrassing. �

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Jeffree Star calls trans pronouns “bullsh*t” invented out of boredom

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Ban assault weapons now. Once and for all.

I led the fight to do that in 1994.

Let’s finish the job and ban these assault weapons again.

[Keith Balante @kbalante]

@McKaylaRoseRed She’s a proud black Trump lover

[Keith Balante @kbalante]

I really doubt that you took economics or took it and passed

[Lauren Michelle 🎗🇺🇲 @LoLoPatriot85]

@ericareport Less taxes on the rich means more jobs and higher wages for us middle class people. Did you not take economics in school???

[Keith Balante @kbalante]

@WUTangKids Critical thinking is lost among some in the US unfortunately

[Ezra Cubero @EzraCubero]

Both Brendan Fraser and Ke Huy Quan disappeared from Hollywood after the system turned its back on them, Fraser for speaking his truth and Quan due to a lack of opportunities for Asian actors. Both getting embraced last night was powerful and cathartic. They deserve the world.

[Alexei @MUFC_redarmy99]

Piers Morgan interviews are career ending 😭

[Keith Balante @kbalante]

@CalgaryPolice 👍🏻

[Keith Balante @kbalante]

@CapnWhitebread @SarahKSilverman There was no point to be made. She couldn’t back up what she was saying. Just some people refuse to believe the blatant hypocrisy because it’s not in their nature.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Man United fans watching Casemiro play in midfield after years of watching McFred