Kayla

in my “fuck around and find out” era. member of the 🏳️‍🌈 mafia and supporter of trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️. BLM ✊🏿 FDT. 🇺🇦 Fuck ICE.

[Kayla @kbcarmo]

@Nick_Offerman an anagram for Donald trump is lord dampnut and I feel like that's really important

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

I feel about April Margera the same way I do about Princess Diana

[Kayla @kbcarmo]

Just goes to show you how clumsy I am when I don’t even drink anymore and I break otterbox phone cases approximately once per year

[Kayla @kbcarmo]

@allydinsmore 😭

[Kayla @kbcarmo]

@SoldierField You’re having a dude that’s openly said he’s a nazi play there ?? What the actual fuck

[Kayla @kbcarmo]

@FuckedUpYogis God I love me some boss bar

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

unfortunately i don't have to be drunk to send insane text messages.

[Kayla @kbcarmo]

@ThrillaRilla369 The only two things I *have* to do are die and pay taxes

[々 @ayospawned]

Women will literally say 'idk maybe I'm just crazy' right before accurately predicting a sequence of events with 100% psychic precision.

[dont jump @FRAME_MOGGER]

Binny’s is Toys R Us for Chicago alcoholics

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I miss the days when the news smacked so fucking hard Peter Jennings had to fire up a heater just to deliver that shit.

[Kayla @kbcarmo]

@EastEndJoe Michelle Obama is such a hottie

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Having adhd feels like micro dosing dementia cause why tf am I in this room

[Kayla @kbcarmo]

Living on the Southside means even as a sober person I still know all the bar drama and gossip from the neighborhood

[aarøn. @ayroned]

dawg i FUCKIN LOVE pointing at a store and telling people what store used to be there a couple years ago

[Kayla @kbcarmo]

@shaunaxdeee Men be wild

[Kayla @kbcarmo]

@TrollingCanuck @SmartLess Sean, is this you ???

[Kayla @kbcarmo]

Yesterday Dorian said someone invited him to go camping and he told them “I don’t camp because I feel like that’s microdosing homelessness”

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Kayla @kbcarmo]

@ashleylauren318 Ok she’s an adult already

[Kayla @kbcarmo]

@katya_zamo In Chicago we just call it bags. We are a simple folk