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[Eric Thomas @EricThomas_311]

Shark week is actually the safest time to go to the beach because all the sharks are busy being on TV

[kelly @kberndt_]

@killjonathon 10/10 would watch

[kelly @kberndt_]

@dorisberndt Can I have my jean jacket back please?

[kelly @kberndt_]

@dorisberndt @tannerpottskane Items glued back together: 8,760
Snores per hour: 781
Times watching Pitch Perfect alone: 34
#dadstats

[LA Turtle @evan_breen]

[orphanage]

man: hi im ur dad

child: *sniffling* rlly?

man: no thanks for watching this social experiment guys remember to leave a like

[kelly @kberndt_]

@killjonathon @dorisberndt @JaronTalley Then why did we always forget you at home when we carpooled in 1st grade?

[kelly @kberndt_]

@dorisberndt Hehe 💪🏼😾👊🏼

[kelly @kberndt_]

@dorisberndt @killjonathon @JaronTalley Bring him ice cream and this is how he treats me smh 😕😫😡😭

[kelly @kberndt_]

Feeling generous on #NationalSiblingsDay so welcome to the #squad @JaronTalley

[kelly @kberndt_]

@JaronTalley @dorisberndt #squad Pt. 2

[kelly @kberndt_]

@JaronTalley @dorisberndt @JaronTalley stop trying to be in the #squad ?

[kelly @kberndt_]

I want to thank buzzfeed because I though I was the only one who was still scared of this story

[kelly @kberndt_]

It's been 2 days since we got back from vacation and she's still ignoring us

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Huh. I just thought about the phrase “big wigs.” Big wigs? OH. BIG WIGS. Like powdered wigs. That phrase is so old lol

[kelly @kberndt_]

Shoutout to all the elementary school yard duties today for working hard to keep kids from pinching each other 🍀👍🏼

[kelly @kberndt_]

@somebakedgoods waiting for that follow

[kelly @kberndt_]

I think my dog gets confused because I call her by like 7 different names