Kristen Gallo

Centre College '15 • KKΓ Alumna • UIUC Grad Student • #choose901

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

WHY DOES EVERY ONLINE RECIPE BEGIN WITH A 40 PAGE ESSAY ABOUT SOMEONES HUSBAND DOG AND KIDS AND A BRISK WALK THEY TOOK IN THE FALL AND HOW THEY LOVE THE CHANGING OF THE LEAVES AND THEIR DOGS FAVORITE TREAT. GIMME THE RECIPE HON MY SCROLL FINGER HURTS

[Melissa Chan @melissakchan]

As someone who has had my press credentials denied by authoritarian China, I never thought I'd see this crap happen in the US. And this "most reporters are okay but @Acosta is aggressive" thing is the EXACT line Chinese propaganda printed about me. It's a tactic, people.

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

BREAKING: Florida just passed Amendment 4, restoring voting rights to 1.4 million people with a past felony conviction. Not only does this repeal one of the country’s worst Jim Crow laws, it’s also the largest expansion in voting rights since the Voting Rights Act.

[Kristen Gallo @kbgallo_]

Hell yeah, TN 👏🏼

[Reid Wilson @PoliticsReid]

Turnout among 18-29 year olds, compared to 2014 early voting:
- AZ +217%
- FL +131%
- GA +415% (!!!)
- MI +128%
- NV +364%
- TN +767% (!!!)
- TX +448% (!!!)
Data h/t: @targetsmart & @tbonier
https://t.co/58E7PHqobF

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

My heart ❤️

Watch this little girl try so hard to get Alexa to play her jam #babyshark

This is so cute

RETWEET!

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Numerous terrorist attacks in America this week...

Not from people in a caravan
Not from people from Mexico
Not from people from Yemen
Not from people from Iran
Not from people from Syria
Not from people from Libya

All from white supremacists from America.

Sick.

[Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe]

The gunman shot three cops.

[SaraSuze @tragedythyme]

A quick reminder for men: Common events for you can turn into really scary situations for women in a snap.

Case in point: This week I listed a clothes dryer on the Letgo app. Because it was a dryer, a neutral meeting location was impractical. I needed it taken out of my house.

[Paige Alena @itspaigealena]

me: if you drink this coffee you’re gonna get jittery and anxious and you’re gonna feel sick later.
my brain: good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast

[Kristen Gallo @kbgallo_]

My mom told me she got 2 free tickets for @realDonaldTrump’s rally so that “2 less people show up” and I’m proud of her 😂

[Senate Democrats @SenateDems]

.@SenWhitehouse lays out how Judge Kavanaugh’s own calendars may be powerful corroborating evidence that the assault happened, that it happened that day and that it happened in that place.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Um hi it might not be the best time for your tweet about fall fashion.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Dr. Ford, I am in awe of your bravery.

[DJ FREEDEM* @FREEDDDEM]

getting off the train in nyc trying to figure out if you should take the SW or NE exit

[Kwame the Gr8 @KSekouM]

Banana: I'm not ripe yet
Banana: I'm not ripe yet
Banana: I'm not ripe yet
Banana, whispering at 3am in the morning: i'm r i p e
Banana at 8am that morning: HAHAHA I'M ROTTEN BOOOOOOOOY, WELCOME TO BROWN TOWN.

[Eddie Camacho @eddiecamacho]

Isn’t it wild how people who ghosted you still watch every single one of your Instagram stories