Kaitlin Mary

Well, I have three cats.

she/her

[Kaitlin Mary @kbgtime]

JUST HANDED MY URINE SAMPLE AT THE CLINIC TO A DUDE I USED TO HOOK UP WITH AND SAID "ENJOY" WHO AM I

[Kaitlin Mary @kbgtime]

All trees no ghosts

[Kaitlin Mary @kbgtime]

I've been so happy to feed this stray gray cat that's roaming my neighborhood.

[Kaitlin Mary @kbgtime]

Thank you for 20 years. I love you.
Fergie was my witness.

[Kaitlin Mary @kbgtime]

I'm at a steakhouse waiting for coworkers to arrive for lunch and I caught a whiff of a steak & growled "Meaaaats" like a gremlin right as the server walked up. So he knows what I'm about.

[mary tyler less @islandinmymind]

not watching the trump elon thing, instead im rubbing one out to an adam sandler movie

[Kaitlin Mary @kbgtime]

THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE STANCE. PLEASE WALZ WE BEG OF YOU.

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Gov. Walz, what can you do about getting Drop Dead Gorgeous onto a streaming platform? We wanna support your state!

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Harris/Walz will give fourth graders free lunches, while Trump/Vance will force them to give birth. — It’s as simple as that.

[Kiki Ball-Change @kikiballchange]

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil.

[Kaitlin Mary @kbgtime]

"To live in a country where you can take an ugly old mountain and put faces on it..."

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

A victory for the country, but most importantly, a victory for Minnesota.

[Kaitlin Mary @kbgtime]

@kennedyddoftx Already BEEN following!!! ❤️❤️

[Kaitlin Mary @kbgtime]

@ChrisMDelRey Noooooo

[Queen of Jeans @queenofjeansPHL]

knee deep in the passenger’s seat and biden dropped out is it kamala now?

[Kaitlin Mary @kbgtime]

I WILL BE HAVING SHREK THEMED 35TH BIRTHDAY

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘Shrek 5’ will officially be released on July 1st, 2026.

[Kaitlin Mary @kbgtime]

Ready to see my favorite band since high school

[Kaitlin Mary @kbgtime]

@criminalminds Evolution is so FUCKING GOOD please make this show forever @pagetpaget & @Vangsness are so HOT and the entire cast is so GREAT and they can say FUCK now and I love it and thank you.

[Kaitlin Mary @kbgtime]

@ChrisMDelRey On repeat? For hours?

[Kaitlin Mary @kbgtime]

He's bringing sexy B.A.C.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Justin Timberlake has been arrested and is accused of driving while intoxicated on New York's Long Island, an AP source says. https://t.co/wi4LSxFeer

[Kaitlin Mary @kbgtime]

Sunnin

[Kaitlin Mary @kbgtime]

@ChrisMDelRey Lol CATCH UP BB!!

[Kaitlin Mary @kbgtime]

What does feminism mean to me? Waiting until your nails dry to jack off safely