Kristen

tweets and things

[Kristen @kbhardt27]

I will die on this Folklore hill

[Kristen @kbhardt27]

It’s funny bc if you change the context just a little bit and the situation is: a girlfriend telling her boyfriend, a personal trainer, he has to quit his job, not be in a gym with women, not post gym pics, etc there would not be one man in the replies saying that’s acceptable

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

This is from Sarah Brady - Jonah Hill’s ex - this is manipulative, abusive bullshit.

SHE IS A SURFER AND SHOULDN’T…post pictures of herself in a bathing suit? WTF.

What a tiny little man.

[Kristen @kbhardt27]

No bc you thought you could trick me but I know that bitchy vegan from the jubilee video when I see her

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Florence Pugh for Valentino

[Kristen @kbhardt27]

Flash forward to tonight- watching @NoahKahan headline for a shit ton of people at a sold out show in the same city where he was opening for The Strumbellas in a little bar six years ago. So crazy, so cool🥹

[Kristen @kbhardt27]

After nine hours of driving I am in North Carolina and ready to jam to some @NoahKahan !! 😌

[Kristen @kbhardt27]

@NoahKahan if I don’t hear Dial Drunk and The View Between Villages- Extended on your setlist Wednesday night then I absolutely WILL be taking a nap in traffic

[Kristen @kbhardt27]

the good drama is on the period apps iykyk

[Kristen @kbhardt27]

Someone please sell me tickets to see Taylor swift in Tampa

[Kristen @kbhardt27]

NO WOMEN OUT AND JAM JAM SURVIVED YES !!!!!

[Kristen @kbhardt27]

3 names. 3 men. Let’s gooooo so ready for a vote that doesn’t send a woman home
#Survivor

[Kristen @kbhardt27]

3 names. 3 men. Let’s gooooo so ready for a vote that doesn’t send a woman home
#Survivor

[Kristen @kbhardt27]

CARSON!!!!!!! !!! !! #Survivor

[Kristen @kbhardt27]

I’ve truly got not idea why Jamie played the shot in the dark and I’ve never seen someone so off the radar cry over being safe. Welcome back, Survivor. Weird first episode 😵‍💫

[Kristen @kbhardt27]

@JordynJKaufman @NoahKahan @Ticketmaster Same!!! I wish years of Spotify wrapped was the presale criteria

[Kristen @kbhardt27]

Five years ago I drove five states over to see Noah Kahan as an OPENER in a random Durham bar and now I have been waitlisted for presale tickets 😭 such a mix of pride and disappointment lmfao

[Kristen @kbhardt27]

After nine hours of driving I am in North Carolina and ready to jam to some @NoahKahan !! 😌

[Kristen @kbhardt27]

HOW DID I JUST GET WAITLISTED FOR NOAH KAHAN WTF

[Kristen @kbhardt27]

Elon Musk is such a loser, the second hand cringe he gives me is just insane

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

hey this is CVS. we filled your prescription. can u come pick it up in the next 17 seconds or should we light it on fire in the parking lot

[Kristen @kbhardt27]

I really let my parents spend THOUSANDS of dollars taking my teen self to SEVERAL one direction concerts and I could never even hear those boys singing over all the girls singing along and I could ONLY see them in the TV screen

[AJ+ @ajplus]

Israeli police announced plans to arrest hundreds of Palestinian citizens of Israel for participating in sit-ins against settler violence, the bombing of occupied Gaza and the crackdown on Al-Aqsa Mosque by Israeli forces.

[Kristen @kbhardt27]

In the same state that has always required proof of vaccination to attend public schools? You’re a moron. You know less about your own state than I know about which specific species of worms is eating your fucking brain.

[Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis]

Today I issued an executive order prohibiting the use of so-called COVID-19 vaccine passports. The Legislature is working on making permanent these protections for Floridians and I look forward to signing them into law soon. Read my EO here – https://t.co/6QwLsLWEWm