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[keeks ✨ @kbmakhene]

I gotta proof read my texts. I’m sorry 😔

[keeks ✨ @kbmakhene]

So jarring to see the ladies post so nonchalant 😭 feels so vulgar

[14K. @_Sanelle]

Guys I once went to a party eCamps Bay. Cape Town girlies are smoking balloons😭. I couldn't believe it. Oko ndibabuza yenza ntoni🤣

[keeks ✨ @kbmakhene]

Youth employment/mentorship unfortunately comes with the responsibility of teaching even if we’re not teachers. It’s the whole point. As annoying as it is, don’t be a remnant of that one underplayed teacher who hated kids and ruined learning for that one kid

[𝓈 𝒶 𝒸 𝒸 𝒽 𝒶 𝓇 𝒾 𝓃 𝑒 ᥫ᭡ @treatsmm]

i need us to put the AI posters down and quickly

[Paris Chea @ParisChea]

😭😭😭

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Leaving the club with 0 phone numbers and 0 instagrams cuz I’m an alcoholic not a hoe

[keeks ✨ @kbmakhene]

Noted.

[B 🦋 @DontWorryBoutB]

I told my daughter her shopping budget was $500 today so she went in every store & spent $500. what kinda girl math tf is this??????????

[keeks ✨ @kbmakhene]

Next thing I learn is how to vogue.

[keeks ✨ @kbmakhene]

Central jhb shouldn’t only be the only walkable fun parts. I wish I could just walk to my nearest bar with my girls after work looking cute af. Even for a quick game of pool

[Lola Bunny @lelzandco]

I miss the Cape Town culture of mid-week drinking or dinners. Everyone in joburg is so serious shame. If I wanna hang out on Tuesday, I can’t cos work is SO imporant. Whack babes

[keeks ✨ @kbmakhene]

Russian teacher said Putin gets Botox. He’s so teaaa omfg 😭

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

I hate high maintenance friendships, please I am not your boyfriend

[keeks ✨ @kbmakhene]

We’re direct, honest, self-aware and unrelenting. Rubs people off the wrong way.

[keeks ✨ @kbmakhene]

South African pop culture rivals America so much culture and artists have contributed to many phenomena and we don’t claim it like Americans do because it’s just our culture. The Polygamist and Tyla cemented that for me.

[keeks ✨ @kbmakhene]

Drag culture for me has been repressed by biological men who not need, but because of their country conform to women performative culture (again why I also believe the RED shrink their experiences) whereas we “enjoy” the luxury of the law not affording us fakery.

[keeks ✨ @kbmakhene]

For a white man’s pov, - Cry The Beloved Country - is critically acclaimed for a reason

[TheBravoBabe @thebravobabe_]

Adding “They got Jennifer Tilly” to my quotable housewives lines.

[keeks ✨ @kbmakhene]

My dad is literally blocking me from making money unless I work for him 😭 we’re at such a stalemate rn it’s so depressing

[keeks ✨ @kbmakhene]

Legit who I feel like with my balaclava 🤭

[keeks ✨ @kbmakhene]

I hate the fact that men are accredited for cooking, with few and far between Michelin chefs when all then did was pontify their granny’s old recipes. Ugh you follow instructions so well here’s a gold star!