Kelly✨

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

no i love how life is a series of situations that you're unequipped to handle until you've already handled them and the moment has passed. i think that's awesome

[riisen @riisenlol]

when she has a praise kink but she's lowkey not that good at things

[Goop @goopcoin]

Everything in life is either AI or GLP1 nowadays

[mommy sha @Shamonix_]

when my colleagues start asking about my weekend plans I feel like I'm talking to the police

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[¡ @unbabymomable]

Do you fw girls that hit rock bottom every 2 weeks

[Chris @citehchris]

no we aren’t dating. we just talk every day, go out and do fun things together, and if we’ve had a few drinks make out and wake up in bed together , but that’s just my friend

[꩜ @adorewordss]

i can't believe its april already, time flies when you're anxious everyday of your life

[Libriscent @libriscent]

“but you handled it so well”

thanks! i actually gave myself an autoimmune disease

[Cam @camscastl3]

Using Instagram notes is a sign of schizophrenia

[wor$⃝t gallbladder in america @rornronrnron]

getting older is so fun idk i just keep getting hotter and making more friends and learning who i am like yay

[g @34rths]

Does anyone want me to think about them while I go for a Walk

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Idgaf if we met this morning put me first

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

The whole world is ragebaiting me

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

am i schizophrenic or is everyone kind of an opp

[Gülce @exitsenses]

Hold on baby I’m having an unauthorized thought

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

Me after I pull my own trash can to da curb for da trash men

[z 🐈‍⬛ @user0fstars]

anytime a man around me says anything slightly intelligent i wonder what woman he stole that idea from