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I'm just here for news and reasons to be cynical about humanity, and I'm all outta news.

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@FabiolaGarseeya I think you meant candy corns are disgusting.

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@Mr_brightside09 Me walking into the stadium with a big ass trash bag full of stuff to throw every game

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Didn't know you could bully the refs into making the calls you want. Every team should load up on garbage to throw.

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Why are Texas fans throwing garbage on the field when their team is already out there? Just seems redundant.

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@Nate_Tice Yeah it's crazy when it's 3rd and 19 for the fifth time in one game and I'm more surprised when he doesn't pick up the first down than I am when he does. A unique experience in all the years I've been watching the Texans.

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@Nate_Tice @YahooSports Loved reading this. I've been feeling like a lot of CJ's great play this year has been getting drowned out by all the other offensive issues for anyone that doesn't watch every Texans game.

[Samira Mohyeddin سمیرا @SMohyeddin]

Surgeon, Dr. Mark Perlmutter, on what he witnessed in his first month in Gaza. On @CBSSunday

“No toddler gets shot twice by mistake by the world’s best sniper.”

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@PFTCommenter Call him Isaiah SpikeLee cuz he's doing the right thing.

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@BrettKollmann A little surprised that y'all glossed over the best ST coach in the league, Frank Ross, when it was such a major part of the success last year. With the kickoff changes this year, I think he's really going to shine. Appreciate all your Texans coverage over the years.

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@Mr_brightside09 Really sorry to hear that man. We definitely have to cherish what little time we get with the people and animals we love.

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@JeremyBranham Duane Brown would be a real butterfly effect for the Texans future.

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@HoustonTexans 🤘🤘🤘

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Andre Johnson. Forever my GOAT Texans player. So glad he didn't have to wait long for the HOF.

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Horrifying footage from the IDF's attempt to cut Salahuddin Road to the south of Gaza City this morning, where a car sees an Israeli tank on the street ahead, desperately tries to turn around, but then is blown up by a tank round

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@LanceZierlein Moon Tower inn has some insane hot dogs.

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Texans working on doing the most Texans possible thing this week.

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@TFT I've never encountered a more devious rapscallion than Artemis. She is definitely scheming something, even when you think she's sleeping.

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Can someone please ask Lovie, Pep or Caserio why the only competent player on the offense doesn't get a single touch at the 3yd line? It almost feels like they are trying to lose. @HoustonTexans

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Tyler Adams vs Frenkie De Jong is going to be brilliant to watch.