Keaton Branch

gadget geek | musician | learn-it-all

[Keaton Branch @kbranch]

@JuliaMorales My brother flew in from Denver to see our ‘Stros tonight! How can we sneak a post-game photo with you?

[Keaton Branch @kbranch]

@LumenField @coldplay Any chance to get set times?

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@JohnnySuite Add another Seattle stop on your tour and we’ll be good 🤙🏼

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@JohnnySuite Got any gigs we can pop up at this week? If not, should my wife and I just show up for an Infinity test drive to get some JS face-time? 😜

[Keaton Branch @kbranch]

One thing I’m very thankful for this year: @pierce re-joining the @verge team. Don’t know if those thanks go to @pierce or @reckless, but I’m happy either way.

[Keaton Branch @kbranch]

@Pogue That’s ok, my best Tweets are in your book.

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@ijustine 👋

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@CNikoleS @aleahhh 😂

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It’s like looking at your apartment after you moved all your stuff out…

[Keaton Branch @kbranch]

@dsilverman It was fun to get to know you here!

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@rob_sheridan @elonmusk Hey, at least @mastodonmusic is trending…

[Movember USA @Movember]

The Moustache is the most efficient way to keep the human body warm. You could be absolutely naked in the Arctic and if you had a moustache you would survive.

Get the real moustache facts at https://t.co/NjwvqgG6zv

[Lisa Gilroy @TheLisaGilroy]

To my followers: do better

[Keaton Branch @kbranch]

@pierce I’ve had to move to mostly solid/black backgrounds and red text to make a faux-night mode that I use all day. My brain understands that better. I can’t train myself to believe that a photo on a display means off.

[Keaton Branch @kbranch]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@reckless @pierce @alexhcranz Y’all should make @rjcc’s voice on the Vergecast a regular thing. A welcome addition this week!

[Keaton Branch @kbranch]

@Kylern_58 @JRODshow44 Or that he got traded 🙃

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Free book idea: Everyone Starts at the Back: How the Conga Line is a Metaphor for Life

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@KirklandUncorkd @QFCGrocery What’s your bag policy?

[Keaton Branch @kbranch]

Whenever there’s a line for a men’s room, I think, “Doesn’t this place have a trough?”