kelly

otaku overload //
canadian //
funny but not really

[kelly @kbrewmeister]

"Please raise your highwasted pants" -Google madlibs

[kelly @kbrewmeister]

"Kelly this is your last monday at 9:26 as a single couple.... Wait?.. " -Marina

[kelly @kbrewmeister]

@dariynn Decided I'm going to spice up my account with fun facts

[kelly @kbrewmeister]

Do people still use Twitter? Or is my account just super lame? #nonshowerthoughts

[kelly @kbrewmeister]

@dariynn 😀😀😀😀

[kelly @kbrewmeister]

A conversation between me and my student:

Me: My dad ended up fixing the music stand!
Student: How did he do it?
Me: Magic. He's a wizard.
Student: No he's not. He's just bald.

Well played little one.

[kelly @kbrewmeister]

"What if every country in the world has their own verson of ninjas, but we only know of the ones in Japan because they're the only ones that have been seen. They're the worst." #martythoughts

[kelly @kbrewmeister]

#fuelyourfall #healthyeatingreminder

[kelly @kbrewmeister]

"It's not game over, it's game on" -Jessie Bear

[kelly @kbrewmeister]

"Stressed" spelt backwards is "Desserts".

[kelly @kbrewmeister]

If you read "swims" upside down, it still spells "swims'.

[kelly @kbrewmeister]

Always keep your phone in your pocket in case you accidentally run over your purse with your car #lifehacks #itworks

[kelly @kbrewmeister]

iZOMBIE is my current everything 💙💙😍

[kelly @kbrewmeister]

Whey you type "Pocky Mountains" instead of "Rocky Mountains" you just become so kawaii

[kelly @kbrewmeister]

In case the opportunity ever presents itself, "trucmuche" is French for "thingamajig".

[kelly @kbrewmeister]

Today I told a customers I was making personalized latte art and I made him Sonic the Hedgehog at full speed #toofast #urtooslow

[kelly @kbrewmeister]

I just got invited to the history major pub night/games night bc apparently I have the presence of that type of student (games night tho 💛)

[kelly @kbrewmeister]

Up to date with Riverdale 🙌🙌

[kelly @kbrewmeister]

Started Riverdale 🙌🙌

[kelly @kbrewmeister]

I has a dream that I went to Colombia and we went skiing and then bought expensive hot chocolate #soundslikewhistler