Kolbie Storm

usually tweeting about anxiety... and pizza

[Kolbie Storm @kbrow11]

I was built to live in Hawaii

[Kolbie Storm @kbrow11]

I marry my best friend tomorrow. I can’t fucking wait 🤍

[Brandy ♡ @strongfortori]

TORI KELLY SINGING DEFYING GRAVITY HAS ME SCREAMING

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

on the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

[Kolbie Storm @kbrow11]

My favorite thing about Spotify Wrapped is that one year I completely messed up my brothers by listening to all glee covers

[Kolbie Storm @kbrow11]

To the lady on my flight who forgot to take her Dramamine so she just decided to get super drunk instead.. I love you

[Kolbie Storm @kbrow11]

hi lil bitch

[Kolbie Storm @kbrow11]

*Me going back through my email and removing 1 exclamation point*

Only 27 exclamation points now, perfect

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

“are you ok?” no i want a tattoo

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

hydroflask this, stanley cup that. i need an upside down water bottle i can screw to the side of my bed and drink from at 3 am like a gerbil

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

how tf that little alien know

[Kolbie Storm @kbrow11]

omg

[tori kelly @torikelly]

actually ya

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count

[Kolbie Storm @kbrow11]

Self care is changing that reminder to tomorrow

[Kolbie Storm @kbrow11]

I got a new cup today. I drank so much water. I’m unstoppable

[Kolbie Storm @kbrow11]

Literally all I want out of 2023 is to see Cher in concert

[olivia @nymphl0rd]

the bravest thing a girl can do is get up and ready for the day

[Kolbie Storm @kbrow11]

@tvencl3 Place a piece of pizza on my pillow please

[Kolbie Storm @kbrow11]

@tvencl3 Me