Keegan Groves

[Keegan Groves @kbryan514]

This whole “no side parts and skinny jeans” thing really got y’all shook. It’s 2021, the fashion police stopped giving tickets years go. Do your own thing.

[Keegan Groves @kbryan514]

Almost two years later and at this point I would gladly listen to DMB on repeat just to enjoy a normal setting at Nick’s.

[Keegan Groves @kbryan514]

Wedding gift idea: TouchTunes credits so I don’t have to listen to Dave Matthews Band on repeat at the Nick’s after party the night of my wedding.

[Keegan Groves @kbryan514]

@cacia_bug Is this the loft song 2020?

[Keegan Groves @kbryan514]

@ClowntownMayor PRECISELY

[Keegan Groves @kbryan514]

New rap songs still talking about whips being keyless as a flex. My wife’s 2017 Malibu...also keyless.

[Keegan Groves @kbryan514]

@ClowntownMayor Yes sir. All about affordable cars, reasonable dining establishments, and my 1985 Yachtsman pontoon

[Keegan Groves @kbryan514]

@sisiarnie Phenomenal choices! Only one I would swap out is Barq’s in a can; unpopular opinion, but it has my heart. Wee Willies homemade sounds REAL amazing right now.

[Keegan Groves @kbryan514]

@sisiarnie What brand, though?

[Keegan Groves @kbryan514]

@ChrisJr_29 @ClowntownMayor This thread is gold 😂

[Keegan Groves @kbryan514]

@CoachSless Glad to have you in town, brother! #snapchatnewbie

[Keegan Groves @kbryan514]

Y’all ever notice the menu has ALWAYS recently changed when you call somewhere with an automated answering service? #pleaselistenclosely

[Keegan Groves @kbryan514]

@iAMthaBOSS I relate with this tweet on a personal level

[Keegan Groves @kbryan514]

@colinbrown2013 LET ME ENJOY THIS MOMENT COLIN 😂

[Keegan Groves @kbryan514]

I hope others can relate to the pure joy felt when the scroll bar goes away on Outlook, leaving only the emails on the screen. Probably won’t last another 15 minutes, but we must celebrate the small victories in life, y’all.

[Keegan Groves @kbryan514]

@Marghicks So embarrassed someone got this on video. Pearl and Janet, my trusty steeds, really wanted to take the ol’ buggy out for a spin at the Dollar General.

[Keegan Groves @kbryan514]

That feeling when the piece of clothing you want is on the top of the basket but then you realize if you would’ve just folded the laundry, you’d know right where it’s at...#lifelesson

[Keegan Groves @kbryan514]

This resort really is all inclusive. @headdermarie just had a one-on-one with the head chef because mozz cheese sticks weren’t on late night menu. He brought out a double order and hand delivered 10 minutes later. Now that’s service, people.

[Keegan Groves @kbryan514]

Wedding gift idea: TouchTunes credits so I don’t have to listen to Dave Matthews Band on repeat at the Nick’s after party the night of my wedding.

[Keegan Groves @kbryan514]

@iAMthaBOSS 😂 some damn good times