karl

[karl @kbwood7]

“[Women’s] behaviours alter daily, because mens vertues decay hourely.”

— Jane Anger, 1589

[karl @kbwood7]

Band name: vitamins for dogs

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

✨Respectful Ways To Celebrate January 6th as a POC✨ (THREAD)

Some of us may be intimidated to know how to celebrate the holiday from another culture, so here are some ways to celebrate.

[mary tyler less @islandinmymind]

thinkign about him,… the hippopottoman…

[karl @kbwood7]

At the pickleball courts and you know it’s a sorority when they pull up in their white cars and bright blue tank/shorts athletic one pieces and loose dresses with cutouts and they’re wearing makeup and all look the same

[karl @kbwood7]

“Everyone can make time for the Lord, except those who are in a coma” — anonymous

[karl @kbwood7]

“The bathroom is not a place for conversation. It’s a place for contemplation.”

[karl @kbwood7]

“We are different people. I’m afraid of getting my face fried off. You’re afraid of a camera crew from 2001.” — anonymous

[karl @kbwood7]

“Despite all my rage against the machine, I am still just a rat in a cage, and I’m doing just fine.”

[archived(read pinned) @spaceashes]

elon musk runs twitter like wheatley runs aperture laboratories

[karl @kbwood7]

[sees a statue] “Martin Luther king junior? Oh no, that’s a confederate soldier”

[karl @kbwood7]

“Boneless, skinless, all the time”

[karl @kbwood7]

Was real
Dead now!
Proof
Bones

[karl @kbwood7]

Post traumatic mess disorder

[karl @kbwood7]

“I’ll pay you 3,500 shillings”

“What’s the conversion rate for that?”

[karl @kbwood7]

[skipping rocks on lake yellowstone]

“Here, Marissa, this is the perfect rock. It’s shaped like Louisiana.”

[karl @kbwood7]

“If I were a park ranger, I’d beat the crap out of you.”

[karl @kbwood7]

“What is a rat but a squirrel capitulating?”

[karl @kbwood7]

I don’t catch feelings. I just throw hands.