Amanda

[Amanda @kbye003]

I want to delete fb but that’s the only way to find a daycare!?? Why????🫠

[Amanda @kbye003]

It’s 7 a.m. and I’m not out of bed so if everything else goes to shit today it’s still the best Mother’s Day ever 😃

[Amanda @kbye003]

Husband and I take shifts for baby: entire street of preteens play basket ball at your neighbours house for the first two hours of your sleep time every single night. This is karma.

[Amanda @kbye003]

Someone finally texts me to go to a bar, wrong number. 🥴

[Amanda @kbye003]

I’m already sore 🙃

[Amanda @kbye003]

I start my weight lifting classes again on Saturday and I’ve never been so stoked for something that’s going to kill me 😅

[Amanda @kbye003]

At no point in the last 4 weeks have I known the time or day and I just realized I have been answering texts at ungodly hours so my bad 😃

[Amanda @kbye003]

@Q2turnQueen Things we use every single day: Ubbi, snuggle me organic, zip/ Velcro swaddles, travel change mats, waterproof couch protector (seriously🥴), gripe water, humidifier, baby swing, burp cloths, muslin swaddle blankets, wrap to wear baby, pacifier, dr. Brown anti colic bottles

[Amanda @kbye003]

My baby hasn’t slept since 5 am and my house almost burned down today and I’m so fucking tired I cannot sleep 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Amanda @kbye003]

My 30 dollar, ten year old straightener just died, just parts of my youth slipping away.

[Amanda @kbye003]

Had my first beer today. Wow. 😂🥴

[Amanda @kbye003]

If someone would like to come and tape my eyeballs open that would be helpful.

[Amanda @kbye003]

My feet are so fucking swollen It’s difficult to put them in the shellac light thing. Also apparently I don’t remember what anything is actually called either🥴

[Amanda @kbye003]

Switched all of my beauty products over to “clean beauty” and now my face blows up every time I use regular products so that was stupid lol.

[Amanda @kbye003]

Baby due date has arrived and he is no where near ready to come out 😭 #ripvagina 🥴

[Amanda @kbye003]

Lol when we bought our house we had offers the next week saying that they still wanted to buy our house from us and still get monthly offers. You think anyone has money after buying a house to sell/buy another rn? 😂 this is a mess. #hereforlife

[Obi Bro Kenobi @obi_bro]

Have a great day everyone. May the force be with you all.

[Amanda @kbye003]

I’m SO sad I can’t ski this szn like that’s all I wanna do on my bday and I can’t even get off my effing couch without needing help 😭😂

[Amanda @kbye003]

@StuntmanStu @KomeryJ you yesterday 😂

[Amanda @kbye003]

I am now an owner of a barefoot dreams blanket so I am officially a homemaker I don’t make the rules. 😌