John Myers

Kansan back in Kansas. Fan of all things KU, Chiefs, Royals, Sporting KC. Disc golf and modular synths.

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@Dad_2_The_Bone One of my favorite comics of all time

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@TerribleMaps KC BBQ? That alone makes this a terrible map.

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@raulcontev There is no world where I’m sharing location with someone that I’m just dating. Married, sure.

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@thesportsontap On of my favorite Jayhawks of all time. And I’ve been a Jayhawk my entire 57 years on this planet.

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@street_trashed I saw this in the theatre when it came out. So good!!

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@KC_Sass A Day in the Life

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@WhiteHouse "Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

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@jenLT2610 I love it, for some reason. I’d do it for you if you were closer!

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@Dad_2_The_Bone As a former pizza delivery guy back in the day, I have dropped some pizzas. Those pizzas - have been dropped. 🤣🤣🤣

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@Lilly_330n I’m 57 years old. I have never *once* eaten at a restaurant where - after adding the tip and signing the check - the server took it back immediately, much less wrote something on it and gave it back - that’s just not how it works. This shit is so stupid.

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@danielleRoyalKC Feel better!!! ❤️

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@jenLT2610 Like you wouldn’t wear those wings 🤣🤪😘

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@KyleTuckerCBB The entire college sports landscape is “off” - it’s gross.

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@exQUIZitely This is my go-to whenever I’m showing kids how it used to be.. “Here’s what we had before NBA2K” - they’re always stunned 🤣

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@suzi365 @doggintrump He literally is a country boy.

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@KristenParlay23 Tell ya what, they def have some things to clean up (Looking at you, Butker and Toub), but they look SOOOO much more like the Chiefs this year. And Walker is f*cking insane 😳😳😳

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@MebaRackentyre Or the freakin rock star! 🤣🤣🤣

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@lilgreenkc I hate the Broncos more than either of them and it’s not close.

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@lexiosborne As much as I love the Chargers losing, what I love the MOST is Jim Harbaugh losing.

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@eighteenholes18 No relief. The “level of the ground” is below the sand where the ball lies. Having said that, there are so many stupid golf rules. IMO you should always get relief from a divot.