First year of dating: snuggled for hours every night.
Now: "I cannot wait for our king bed to get here so I don't have to feel you breathing on me all night"
3:30 am: changing my child's diaper as he starts peeing all over me, himself, his clothes, the clean and dirty diaper, the wall, the window. And then, with piss all over his face, proceeds to smile at me with the biggest grin. Babies, man. There's a reason God made them cute.