caitlyn clark

[juliann @ecco2kgf]

Just lost all 316 of my safari tabs
I fucking needed those

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

Skyrizi probably feels so good if you have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[♰ @reeceollld]

did it hurt? when i told you to google it and i was right

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

i lied there’s no sex can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

today is my dog's birthday so he is allowed a cigarette

[Swansta Truck 4,000,000 シ @swanstaforever]

Got my stupid fucking son for the weekend. I hate this mother fucker so much.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same

[chase @cfree94]

work denied my request for a raise so i’ve been pouring vegetable oil in the break room sink for weeks

[glocc @gloccz8v]

DO NOT FREE HIS COUSIN

[kenny @evilbeast382941]

Ending my thesis paper with “but who gives a fuck what I think”

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

😭

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

now stay out my dms 😭

[jame @kloogans]

i gnaw on this tree in my backyard whenever i run out of coke zero