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@marcmaron @MattBDavis @WTFpod Well, that was uncomfortable.

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@johnaugust My 10 year old daughter is a huge fan! Only thing more exciting than book three is a new puppy...named Arlo! ❤️

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@johnaugust It’s finally here! I got us started reading out loud and she said, “I call next chapter!” 😍

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Often times I am not sure if I’ve called someone, or just thought about calling them...and have to check my call log to confirm.

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After going through the effort of grinding the coffee beans, putting in a fresh filter and adding water to the tank, I brewed the dang pot before adding the grounds. 🙄

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@johnaugust My little loves Arlo Finch!

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Harvey Weinstein turned himself in carrying a copy of, “Something Wonderful: Rodgers and Hammerstein's Broadway Revolution.” The inmate musical is going to totally change what it means to be “on the count.”

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An ever-growing body of research consistently reaches the same conclusion: The only variable that can explain the high rate of mass shootings in America is its astronomical number of guns https://t.co/OKBInz1xZd

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The YMCA just sent me an email with the subject line: 2 weeks until summer camp. What?!? I'm still adjusting back from spring break.

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Who wore it better?

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Massachusetts filed bills to make ‘meal shaming’ in public schools illegal. My kids may be disappointed that the legislation doesn’t cover packed lunches with hard boiled eggs or tuna.

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Benedryl before a 3 hour meeting. They finally figured out a way to shut me up. 😵

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There is no greater advertisement for plastic surgery then getting surprised by my phone’s rear camera.

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@NWHugNKiss @educatorsresist Same! My love for reading began with some pig. 🐖

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Oh, you mean a journey of strength, endurance, and perseverance? Yes, I can see that. https://t.co/TwmoSZXkzn

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We’ve fallen behind on poop patrol. Child labor in action. #moneywellspent

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Not sure what made my dog start barking at 1am but pretty sure I now have 5 hours to lay awake in bed thinking about it.

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Home by 6:07. Prepared dinner by 6:13. To go plates and out the door by 6:15. Drop off child #1 at gymnastics by 6:30. Drop child #2 at band practice by 6:45. Back to gymnastics for pick up by 7:15. Accepting my reward at 7:30....

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When you arrive to a meeting two days early and only the intern is there to witness your faux pas, do you slip him some cash to keep quiet? Asking for a friend.