Kevin Carpenter

Father, husband, gentleman | Public affairs strategist @StratElements | Fmrly @IchorStrategies, @fgh_global | Views = own | RT/follow ≠ endorse

[Strategic Elements @StratElements]

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[Kevin Carpenter @kcarpdc]

All consultants when a client asks if they know how to do literally anything #consulting #gracekelly #mika

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Late to the Grace Kelly Tik Tok trend but WAY early for our Christmas movie musical. 🎵 ➡️ @mikasounds

[Kevin Carpenter @kcarpdc]

Great seeing @joeobriensbrain “and the gang” at @glasscannonpod live in DC last night. Entertaining as always. If you don’t know them, you should change that immediately. #GlassCannonLive

[Kevin Carpenter @kcarpdc]

.@Nationals - I’d like to report some questionable conduct at last night’s game. Abe demanded my daughter’s cotton candy. Naturally, she said no way! I’d expect this kind of behavior from @teddyroosevelt or even @ScreechTheEagle, but not Abe. Absolutely shameful. 😂🤣

[Kevin Carpenter @kcarpdc]

It’s the @Roblox ocean egg update in ten minutes and this is a huge thing in my house this morning. “Like huge, Daddy. HUGE!” #roblox #shareholder #dadlife

[Kevin Carpenter @kcarpdc]

$2.5 trillion pledged by ⁦@jpmorgan⁩ is huge! All businesses — large and small — need to take a long, hard look at themselves and figure out how to take similar action towards #sustainabledevelopment — via @CNBC https://t.co/ikW8vZW4N7

[Kevin Carpenter @kcarpdc]

It’s high time retail investors are given the opportunity to get in on IPOs. I can’t wait to see how this plays out. Nice work, @SoFi! #leveltheplayingfield #empoweringthemiddleclass #investing https://t.co/RZcjQwMIZm

[Kevin Carpenter @kcarpdc]

@BenFreemanDC #supermanfail

[Kevin Carpenter @kcarpdc]

#MarsPerseverance #Mars

[Kevin Carpenter @kcarpdc]

@cbsaahelp This is garbage. Watching #EuropaLeague #THFC is the only reason I subscribe to this service. 17 minutes in and no feed. And we missed a goal.

[Kevin Carpenter @kcarpdc]

@cbsaahelp Start the Tottenham feed!

[Kevin Carpenter @kcarpdc]

A fantastic piece by @AmberRose in @PostOpinions this week encouraging #retailinvestors to use their newfound collective power for #socialgood. Brava, Amber — I couldn’t agree more!

[Washington Post Opinions @PostOpinions]

The GameStop movement shouldn’t stop there. Use that power for social good, writes Amber Petrovich https://t.co/nBeIzcsfms

[David Brooks @DavidBrooks224]

My core life lesson: take two trips. If you’re not sure you can carry it all, take two trips.
I have nothing left to teach you.

[Kevin Carpenter @kcarpdc]

Hey, DC, it’s that time again! #snow #dcsnow #washingtondc #breadandmilk https://t.co/M7JPV1ugDz

[Kevin Carpenter @kcarpdc]

Actual footage of speculative retail investors this morning...

[Kevin Carpenter @kcarpdc]

.@CNBC @mkmfitzgerald If they’re restricting the retail investors, what’s being done to restrict the short sellers? https://t.co/6sksKThOt7

[Kevin Carpenter @kcarpdc]

.@tonydokoupil on @CBSThisMorning: The cost of college has doubled — does that mean people are getting double the education? ... Best interview question of the morning!

[Kevin Carpenter @kcarpdc]

Congrats to President Biden and Vice President Harris! #BidenHarrisInauguration

[Kevin Carpenter @kcarpdc]

Smart #airbnb #nomadlife #covidlife https://t.co/PhjBePDhRr