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so it goes

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made friends with dudes on the broad street line after the birds game then a man tried jumping on & his leg got caught in the train doors but I opened them with my bare hands & one guy called me superwoman & gave me his # and i think this is how every bradley cooper movie begins

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why does it suddenly feel like the end of That 70s Show where it turns to the 80s and the basement is empty

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the bar is HIGH ladies

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“hINgE iS waYYY BeTtER tHAn tINDeR. tHaT’S wHERe tHE QuALITy gUYs ArE tHEsE dAYs.”

[The Mac Miller Memoir @MacMillerMemoir]

This is a hard time of year for a lot of people. National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255. A simple copy and paste might save someone’s life.

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absolutely beautiful....not a phone in sight, everyone just vibing in the moment

[walmart great value witch @greatvaluewitch]

i’m bored does anyone want to fall in love

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would love to see the Philadelphia Eagles spank the panties off the Dallas Cowboys today

[JJ @jayna444]

Ringo really said onions and Donald Duck ighttt

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when I was 3/4/5, i used to play with this nativity set like it was a set of dolls(???) and every year this mf “wise man” kidnapped jesus...aka even as a kid I didn’t trust the system and any dude who refers to themselves as a “wise man” is SHADY you can tell he’s up to no good

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can’t wait to subject my kids to vast amounts of classic dad rock and “swimming” an album by mac miller

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@greatvaluewitch we’ve been nothing but loyal and it just goes to show where loyalty goes in America these days smh

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it was nice knowing y’all not that I had anything to my name anyway

[Sharrie Williams @WilliamsSharrie]

#Breaking An apology from @Wawa CEO after data breach hits the well known convenience store chain. It involves credit card information potentially from ALL Wawa stores between March 4th and December 12th. @6abc #Wawa

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if any of you mfs has a wine cave we don’t know about i’d appreciate an invite

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@laurennoutloudd Can you believe they all spend their Sundays “watching the Birds” it is PAINFUL how unique everyone is!!

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ave maria stays ON during sex

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growing up is seeing a new engagement every time you log into Facebook

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hey not that I deserve anything, but if anyone for any reason ever wanted to get me anything for christmas/birthday/my new apartment/having asthma/any reason at all

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every morning, i pass kids walking into high school, and i really forget that there are still people who go there

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happy birthday to my child, ski instructor, favorite person to call at 530 am, best company on a pointless road trip, and the human form of sunshine 🌞 (yes she’s too cool for instagram & i’ll probably still say “my little” when we’re wearing adult diapers one day)

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she’s listening to “Riding Solo” by Jason Derulo after a heartbreak & I’m listening to Tom Petty’s cover of “Feel a Whole Lot Better” by The Byrds we are not the same