Katy

[delia @delia_cai]

fall weekends need to be like 4 days long: 1 day to get your shit together, 1 to catch up on reading & tv, 1 to wander around outside eating stew out of a cup, 1 to lie in bed and contemplate bird migration

[Cory @CCoryy_]

This is my dog Theo. Theo isn’t allowed at the dog park because he is a pitbull. RT if Theo should be allowed to play at the dog park.

[Noel 🇵🇷 @NoelSznn]

No one:

People with allergies:https://t.co/jpgNjtKwBw

[Katy @kcarthurr]

@clerkine You’re welcome ☺️ glad I could put my CVS knowledge to use!

[Katy @kcarthurr]

@clerkine When I worked at cvs they usually called rxs in under a dogs name. I would go to the drop off counter and tell them the vet called in an rx for your dog, that way they can set up a profile, get all your info, and put a discount card on it 👌🏻

[Katy @kcarthurr]

@Lalalagrangeeee Everyday mood.

[Katy @kcarthurr]

My boss just came up to me and said, “Hey, thanks for staying awake.” So apparently that’s just where the bar is set today.

[Katy @kcarthurr]

Is it okay to bring kombucha to work, or would it be considered “drinking on the job”? I’m actually serious.

[Katy @kcarthurr]

WE DONT DESERVE DOGS

[Katy @kcarthurr]

@KenyonLaing @WineandCrimePod I’m actually training to become a Hot Yoga teacher in March. Now I’ll always think of you guys when I instruct this pose 😂🧘🏼‍♀️

[Kaelyn @kaelyned]

Fellas, y’all have to try harder than a “you’re pretty”. The 38 yr old middle eastern men in my DMs have already written 6 poems and promised me all their assets

[Katy @kcarthurr]

Dad selfies are hilarious and adorable 😭❤️

[Chelsea @merlotandmutts]

my husband and I met at a bar over 5 years ago. one of my christmas gifts was the exact table he spoke to me at for the first time ever. he bought it from the bar owner, along with another table, and is going to turn them into nightstands for our bedroom.

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

So sad that in just a few days bread and dessert will have calories again.

[Noel 🇵🇷 @NoelSznn]

Your girl when you spent the last 3 days with her and you about to go home https://t.co/9iwNpLZRoj

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

my cousin announced he was gonna be a dad at our christmas gathering so now i have to get belligerently drunk to make it about me again

[Katy @kcarthurr]

Honestly god bless.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me after me eat cookie: