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Southern gaytheist, stoner. I work full time so I have no time for bs.

[Mac🎃Pylant @kcattacam]

@yellowjackets96 season 3 is starting off great! So excited for the return of one of my favorite shows. Let’s see what batshit crazy things await the rest of the season!

[Mac🎃Pylant @kcattacam]

The next logical thing for @LisaFrank to do is collab with Furby for the most colorful and beautiful toys with blank stares. #furby

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@Caitlyn_Jenner Surprised you haven’t tried sucking off ol Donnie for a cabinet position

[Mac🎃Pylant @kcattacam]

@realDonaldTrump Way to make a thanksgiving post about yourself you giant toddler

[Mac🎃Pylant @kcattacam]

@IslandBoysle Damn I wish I could taste that

[Mac🎃Pylant @kcattacam]

@realDonaldTrump Whiny bitch of a human

[Mac🎃Pylant @kcattacam]

Digging the new track by @UnderoathBand however I find myself slightly turned on by seeing Tim getting stuff drizzled on his face #agaycandream

[Mac🎃Pylant @kcattacam]

The guys from @UnderoathBand should check out the booth for #AvondaleApothecary while at #FurnaceFest today @aaronrgillespie @wschamberlain @ChrisUnderoath

[Mac🎃Pylant @kcattacam]

@jk_rowling do you like Will Ferrell movies?

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@DonaldJTrumpJr @60Minutes @CBSNews 😂😂

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@Travis_4_Trump Sounds like you’re just another ass hole to me 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Mac🎃Pylant @kcattacam]

Going to watch #Thelma today in honor of my grandma. The day before she passed I showed her the trailer for this movie and she was excited about it coming out and us possibly going together to see it. Thelma reminds me of her and I know she will be there with me watching somehow

[Mac🎃Pylant @kcattacam]

@AimeeLaWho Well hey there hottie!

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Sorry, I don’t think I got the message, who’s gonna be in town? @TBSOfficial I wish I could see you guys play, it’s been a rough weekend for me

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Happy pride month, y’all! @realDonaldTrump @GovRonDeSantis

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@elonmusk Yay just another event for him to whine the same tired song he’s been whining. Nothing new

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@DCDmusic Within the Realm of a Dying Sun

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Got watch the movie #Ezra this evening with #AMCScreenUnseen and it was amazing! It should be unofficially be called the @jimmykimmel movie 😂 was very happy how they handled the topic of #autism 👍👍👍👍

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@ActualCorn @jk_rowling refuses*

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@ActualCorn @jk_rowling Jake, she suffers from the Kent Hovind syndrome in that she’s been pushing this idea so long that if she stops she’ll look like a turd and more so when she refused to apologize