Kenyon Collegiate

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Here's Issue 13.3 from October 22, 2020, the day I decided that stained wife-beaters would be my new look.
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Here's Issue 13.2 from October 9, 2020, the day I got my first vasectomy.
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@LeemanKessler our associates will contact you shortly. leave your doors unlocked.

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@JonNLawrence @ProfHeidt @LeemanKessler you reek of desperation. but fine. we shall answer your pleas.

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ok i've gotten enough DMs shaming me for not doing my job as twitter tsar. twitter-accessible issues coming soon for all the alums who don't know how to move on xoxo💞

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Due to Covid-19 Concerns, Apartments Will No Longer Stock Pots, Pans, Floors, Roofs

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Breaking: "Betas" Live Up to Name

Keep all your orifices peeled for a new issue coming soon. And also a new Collegiate release.

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@KenyonMemes 😳

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If you’re a kenyon student worker, join our union here: https://t.co/jDC3okfu7Y

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Collegian Editors Skim “Censorship” Wikipedia Page

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Senior Signs Name on Scathing Course Evaluation

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Zoom Class Unsure of How to Address Professor’s R. Kelly Poster: https://t.co/t06G0TcyKV

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Following Up: Please Tell Us You’re Doing Fine For Legal Purposes. It’s Ok If You’re Not Just Say You Are
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Against All Odds, Kenyon Drama Department Just as Loud Over Email

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"Old Bob is Always With You," Mutters Sleep Paralysis Demon

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Last Chance Dance Picks Narrowed to Mom, Dad, Lucas

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Ross Feller Plays Experimental Jazz Remix of Fetch the Bolt Cutters to Absolutely No One

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this could be you

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