Kelsey Chapman

Actor, Musician, Dad Joke Enthusiast
(she/her)

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

[vic 🧸 @itwillcomebacks]

🧵 — some iconic and funny Hozier moments online; a thread

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

BREAKING: Billionaire keeps with tradition of trying their best to purchase American elections

[Kelsey Chapman @kchappy61]

Hey @Schubes17 this feels up your alley....👀

[Kelsey Chapman @kchappy61]

Hey @LeakyCon goers!! Our LOTR bar is having a trivia night Sunday July 7 if you want to come by, drink local beer, support lgbtq hosts, and earn some treebeerd merch with your book knowledge!!

[Kelsey Chapman @kchappy61]

Hey @LeakyCon goers!! Our LOTR bar is having a trivia night Sunday July 7 if you want to come by, drink local beer, support lgbtq hosts, and earn some treebeerd merch with your book knowledge!!

[bk ∞ 🍉🔻 @ilovegarfield13]

the fact that macklemore made a post back in october saying he wasn’t rlly educated on any of this but stands with palestinians and now we’re seeing him be so vocal abt palestinian liberation and do more than a lot of other artists. u could never make me hate him. what a guy

[Sam Reich @samreich]

all the information is on the task

[Aimee Carrero @aimeecarrero]

You’re…you’re welcome? @taylorswift13 😫

[Hozier @Hozier]

The meaning behind #TooSweet 🖤

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Good morning. Watch this.

Don't listen to them when they say giving pay increases are the problem. They are lying.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

From free books, music, films, and ebooks, libraries also typically offer free streaming service access, study and research spaces, free wifi, community events, training classes, and high impact youth programs.

Enjoy having a smarter more connected community? Thank a librarian.

[Sam Reich @samreich]

january 2020: collegehumor gets shut down

january 2025: dimension 20 plays madison square garden

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Once all the boomers are retired you wanna switch to a 32 hour 4 day work week or nah?

[GLAAD @glaad]

WATCH: @reneerapp accepts the GLAAD Media Award for Outstanding Music Artist.

#GLAADawards

[The Newest Olympian @NewestOlympian]

Need some last-minute #PercyJackson themed notes for #ValentinesDay? The Newest Olympian has got you covered with these #pjo pun-filled valentines!

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

I had a joke about Orpheus and Euridyce, but looking back it was a bad idea