KC

[England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺 @TheBarmyArmy]

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS 🤯

Glenn Maxwell with an all-timer of a grab 👏

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[PNF 🌚 @PotnoodIefringe]

When you had P.E & Food Tech on the same day

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

Euro 2024, success or failure?

"Failure". A no-nonsense assessment from England's Anthony Gordon on the side's lack of dynamism ❌

#ITVFootball | @gabrielclarke05

[Ireland Football ⚽️🇮🇪 @IrelandFootball]

12' | Declan Rice opens the scoring for England

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

If you’re still sad about the Euros, then hopefully this will cheer you up

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

😳 “Tactically outclassed.”

❌ “You can’t say Spain, all over the pitch, had better players than us.”

👀 “The difference was the manager.”

Jamie O’Hara believes the tactics are the reason England lost the Euros final

[greg @greg16676935420]

Imagine getting shot at 7pm and still making your 9am tee time

[EiF @EiFSoccer]

Once a loser, always a loser.

Missed penalty in the Euros as a player.

Relegated with Middlesbrough.

A colossal failure of a manager who has been repeatedly saved by individual brilliance despite horrific decision-making and tactical set ups.

Gareth Southgate, ladies and gentlemen.

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

⏰ “We wasted 60 minutes of this game with Harry Kane up front…”

❌ “He’s had a great reign. But Gareth Southgate, thanks but it’s time to go.”

Jamie O’Hara gives his honest reaction to England losing the Euro 2024 final

[Football Fights @Footballfights]

Euro2024 Final tonight!! 🔥🇪🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[HH @stev1ewrightfan]

Do it for him boys

[England @England]

One more. Turn the page.

[long since dead @1899INE]

Hate Bein’ Sober

[Rob @robtoone]

No wonder England won’t win anything when Southgate double shifting as a German copper.

[Max and Paddy Quotes @maxandpaddyline]

Gareth Southgate arriving in another semi-final of a major tournament 🤯😂

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

Gareth Southgate Masterclass

[Dan Sheldon @Dan_Sheldon_]

Empty cups thrown at Gareth Southgate as he applauds the England supporters. @TheAthleticFC #ThreeLions