Keeks

the devil can scrap, but the Lord has won

[Keeks @kchavs_]

The devil does not wear a suit and tie, he wears starched jeans and pearl snaps 🥲

[𝓝.🕊️ @luvblessingz]

My favorite part of reality tv is when someone goes “I never said that” and then they play a compilation of every time the did in fact say that.

[Vittoria @vitt2tsnoc]

There are humans circulating the MOON right now and I'm sat here doing two factor authentication because I forgot my Teams passwords.

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

This is not a good Friday!

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Sorry for the inconvenience but I will be dead till Sunday

Have a nice weekend

Love J

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

Have we considered a lifelong Accelerated Reader program where grown adults in their 30s and 40s can get free movie tickets and better airline seats if they read books

[⭐️ @c0wboysl0ver]

believing the cowboys will make the playoffs is my yearly humiliation ritual

[ً @cryst6ls]

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

[sydd @_syddp]

I am just so fucking funny and I love that for me

[CHEF @__LiveLaughLina]

Body tea but I'm dressed like Adam Sandler

[The bat from ferngully™️ @Thurgood_stubbz]

Every kid in my presence is guarded with my life…..on God

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

"u crazy" no baby this passion , u never been loved like this

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

all i want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash so i could buy a 5 bedroom 4 bathroom house for $3

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

i literally will never stop saying “literally” because like literally!

[Kelly @kellycucca]

there needs to be a slur for people who drive Jeeps with the little rubber ducks sitting on the dashboards

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

TikTok be having me in my room, rubbing my feet together, SCREAMING 😭😭😭 that app really a good time man

[Keeks @kchavs_]

But if y’all knew him you’d know he is literally always spitting 😂

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

DAK SPAT FIRST?!?!

[Keeks @kchavs_]

@Rodeo2010Tyler We’ll be at the game too!