kenz

video editor 👾 she/her

[kenz @kcienna]

“i’m like the mom i never had”

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“all religions don’t support gay people”

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“i’m getting cyber bullied in person”

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“this bird reminds me of gryffindorf and valdamort”

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“i accidentally just started a group chat with obama and joe biden”

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“i’m gonna google how to fuck nina in coral island”

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“well if you ever wanna help me edit, let me know”
“i just did”
“okay then i’ll let you know”

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“category is sex toys”
“does a can of crisco count”

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“I have not used a pad since I was 12 years old bitch.”
“Wow you’re a slut.”

[kenz @kcienna]

“I think I’m autistic.”
“Birds are definitely British.”
“Yeah.”

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“I’m pale, I’m sweating, and I don’t know Spanish.”

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“Name 3 positions in football!”
“Quarterback… undertaker…”

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“It feels good knowing no one can ever accuse me of 9/11.”

[kenz @kcienna]

“Well now I have to parallel leave.”

[kenz @kcienna]

“Welcome to church can I take your order?”
“How much for entry to heaven?”
“One dollar”
“Can’t afford”

“Go to hell”

[kenz @kcienna]

“I asked chat GPT what DEI was yesterday.”

“It’s when you get pulled over for drunk driving.”

“Yeah my brother has been arrested for it twice.”

[kenz @kcienna]

“Chat GPT was guiding me through my digestive problems.”

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“I’ve always wanted to break into that day care… and play with all those cool toys.”

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“I’m not a communist by the way…”

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“Kamala Harris 2025! Or is it 2024?”
“It’s 2024”
“Oh, tea.”