johnny vegas

all sass and no class - he/they - bartender

[johnny vegas @kckartch]

i know everyone is joking but i think the left right game would make a great reddit inspired movie

[johnny vegas @kckartch]

@RobertSecundus remember when we used to have writers strikes

[johnny vegas @kckartch]

Didnt even realize mike meyers was in the michael jackson biopic until he said the word "shmuck"

[johnny vegas @kckartch]

@IntractableLion the place i work at is currently trying for a michelin star but a good 60% of their product is nicholas or sysco
the chefs truly do not give a shit about quality

[johnny vegas @kckartch]

everyone at my backrooms showing was locked the fuck in, any time anyone spoke at all they got shushed multiple times and 20 minutes in the whole place was silent for the rest of it

[johnny vegas @kckartch]

@seanorlins if you’re driving an unregistered car you’re less likely to be pulled over if you have a sticker

[johnny vegas @kckartch]

not trying to cuck anyone’s cum here but

[johnny vegas @kckartch]

tonight was the worst night of my life and i’ve tried to kill myself twice

[johnny vegas @kckartch]

they fired our chef so nobody eat at the owl bar ever again

[johnny vegas @kckartch]

@slothy_420 bring back beating the shit out of people

[johnny vegas @kckartch]

china pls kill them

[johnny vegas @kckartch]

@TheoryWiseOS the only person that cares if you’re maxed is you. play the game to have fun

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

Elvis used to get high as balls on pills that don’t even exist anymore and just do fat karate outside for hours

[johnny vegas @kckartch]

@fairyfountain my stepmom gave my pet daschund that i had for 10 years one day when i was at work because it shit on the floor and i never saw him again
my dad said nothing

[johnny vegas @kckartch]

where’s the best hot dog in utah located

[johnny vegas @kckartch]

baking is science and cooking is art, how many grams of baking soda do i need or how do you feel how much oregano do YOU NEED

[justin ouellette @jstn]

running a recipe site should require a permit

[johnny vegas @kckartch]

if you’re worried about your piercings hurting cause you got in a fight, you aren’t getting in real fights

[karli trackmarx @iedtwt]

(transgender dead kennedys) TOO HUNG TO TUCK

[johnny vegas @kckartch]

started playing smt: strange journey and why didn’t anyone tell me that smt is basically a VN
still pretty fun though

[johnny vegas @kckartch]

@hering_david would’ve been improved with someone other than adam scott, but it was perfectly fine