psyoptimus primal

You're my witness; I'm your mutineer.

[psyoptimus primal @kclauson]

@justinboldaji Electric vehicles in general should like bitchin rides of yesteryear, like this pony concept https://t.co/3AXLRrgCJ9

[saying "yes, master" to the GPS @GarlicCorgi]

Uncin' 9 to 5, what a way to make a livin/
Getting scammed online, while DMing robot women/
You just post all day, on Facebook and on reddit/
It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it

[Status Coup News @StatusCoup]

🚨BREAKING: ICE prisoners at Delaney Hall ICE prison in Newark can be seen through the windows as supporters chant "Si Se Puede!" (yes you can!).

Hundreds of ICE prisoners at DH launched a hunger/labor strike today demanding their freedom. They've been served worms in their food, black mold is rampant inside, Covid/flu is spreading, & they're getting no medical care. WATCH our @JordanChariton's FULL REPORT from DH earlier.🔽

[Aliqua Portio @aurelianist]

The vatican is hiding big chungus

[psyoptimus primal @kclauson]

@IHateNYT @AugustusTapirus Her giving him that birthday handjob while watching her eBay auction made it pretty clear that she didn’t give a fuck about him before any of the crimes started.

[psyoptimus primal @kclauson]

@b0newalljackson @TheWapplehouse I saw Starship Troopers in the theater with my grandma at age 8. Best day of my life.

[psyoptimus primal @kclauson]

@DownToDunk Do you think the new Seattle team should get to include Russ or KD in their history? Could the history transfer simply be from the date of Bennet’s purchase?

[psyoptimus primal @kclauson]

@Bigfan7g @dailythunder

[Center on Conscience & War @CCW4COs]

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[Hot Take Appreciator @IHateNYT]

So excited to be partnering with Whole Foods! This month they're giving back by donating 1% of all profits to Hezbollah. Shop the latest prime deals today at https://t.co/mM6VYD8gHT #WholeFoods #intifada @WholeFoods @WholefoodsUK

[psyoptimus primal @kclauson]

@hangicel @notoriouskpg Ditto

[psyoptimus primal @kclauson]

@justinboldaji Yeah but did he?

[psyoptimus primal @kclauson]

@Srirachachau Just imagine making In the Army Now today. Or Stripes. Or Beetle Bailey. Or Gomer Pyle USMC. Or Hogan’s Heros. Or…

[psyoptimus primal @kclauson]

@JoshMCallaway @FbStutsman Need

[psyoptimus primal @kclauson]

@GabeIkard did the thunder lose this game when they allowed druski to sit courtside in a Texas penny?

[psyoptimus primal @kclauson]

@DownToDunk did the thunder deserve to lose for letting druski sit courtside in a Texas penny?

[psyoptimus primal @kclauson]

@TheWapplehouse Woah. You a Dan Man?

[psyoptimus primal @kclauson]

@Seamus_Malek What the fuck

[psyoptimus primal @kclauson]

@GabeIkard Thoughts on the wolves wearing grey and neon?

[psyoptimus primal @kclauson]

@ibuprofenbarbii https://t.co/ciGkL8il9I

Sad song in general but swamp dogg’s version is absolutely brutal.