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just a lil fish in a shark tank🐡🦈

[maybe: kasey cerreta @kclebel]

One of my members just told me that "kasey" spelled backwards is "yuck" #thankyou

[Katie Maraghy @KatieMaraghy]

HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG?

[maybe: kasey cerreta @kclebel]

20 hot bitches on a yacht…… I MEANNNNNNNNNNNNN

[maybe: kasey cerreta @kclebel]

breakfast for dinner, like literally at ihop right now

[maybe: kasey cerreta @kclebel]

1 year later… spring semester starts next week… TIME FOR ANOTHER ALGEBRA CLASS I’m gonna throw myself through a window

[maybe: kasey cerreta @kclebel]

how many times does a girl have to take some type of college algebra before it clicks? also, will I pass this semester? stay tuned

[maybe: kasey cerreta @kclebel]

all I want for xmas is a discreet hit of my pen in the bathroom

[maybe: kasey cerreta @kclebel]

my secret santa got me a 23 and me LOL

[maybe: kasey cerreta @kclebel]

I am far too young to be having sciatic nerve pain my friends

[maybe: kasey cerreta @kclebel]

another year of people watching at the bar on Thanksgiving Eve complete 👀

[maybe: kasey cerreta @kclebel]

@Walmart in the central CT area: what’s wrong with you? you don’t answer your phones? at any store? like 15 stores…no one knows how to answer the phone?

[maybe: kasey cerreta @kclebel]

just watched a tattoo tiktok and now I think I want a tramp stamp am I ok?

[maybe: kasey cerreta @kclebel]

New England is legit like “oh it’s September? IMMEDIATELY 60°F”

[maybe: kasey cerreta @kclebel]

so I almost missed my flight earlier but alas I made it home AND I got to sit in the front row 😎

[maybe: kasey cerreta @kclebel]

fuck I have a window seat for this flight

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I’m sitting next to a couple at the bar who are on the same flight as me. Hopefully we aren’t sitting next to each other because I will be drunk at this rate & most likely snoring on the plane

[maybe: kasey cerreta @kclebel]

half a beer on an empty stomach got me a little buzzed in this airport rn

[maybe: kasey cerreta @kclebel]

there’s a man who keeps calling himself “the king of Lauderdale” … must be an “I peaked in HS” reunion

[maybe: kasey cerreta @kclebel]

the only thing you can do when your flight gets delayed is sit at the bar and people watch

[maybe: kasey cerreta @kclebel]

@laurelisabethhh anything for you laur dawg❤️❤️

[maybe: kasey cerreta @kclebel]

feeling v anxious about flying alone tmrw so I bought a coloring book & some colored pencils to distract myself

[maybe: kasey cerreta @kclebel]

and if that doesn’t work I also got some Benadryl to knock my ass out ✨

[maybe: kasey cerreta @kclebel]

feeling v anxious about flying alone tmrw so I bought a coloring book & some colored pencils to distract myself