lil kevy

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes

give them a trophy

[Russillo @ryenarussillo]

Gotta turn the page and get Game 2.

[Sean Agnew @seanagnew]

The road in 1776 wasn’t easy either

[. @playboicurrryy]

why do baby clothes have pockets they have no money or goals

[NYC Sanitation @NYCSanitation]

NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡

[Mark Gillies @5goalthriller]

Qatar-Switzerland is very ‘finish your vegetables or you can’t have any Brazil-Morocco pudding’.

[Owen Phillips @owenlhjphillips]

watching World Cup matches kick off at the advertised start time as an American sports fan

[Jose Reyes @lamelaza_7]

Hey @OG_Anunoby,

Happy for your success. Proud that you’re a Mets fan.

The Mets and I would love to invite you to Citi Field to throw out a ceremonial first pitch.

All the best,

Jose Reyes ⚾️🗽

[QBgami @QBgami]

Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.

That one will break them completely.

[Steve Palazzolo @StevePalazzolo_]

The kids will never experience the joy of having the all star ballot handed out at a baseball game

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

'Traitor' - Elmo in hot water with New Yorkers over Knicks NBA finals https://t.co/zhV3nAentB

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Every pet owner has accidentally created a daily ritual and now lives under a tiny furry dictator.

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

[Synthetic Sports @SyntheticSports]

Bro has played with LeBron for two years and is talking like he's know him his whole life

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

It’s understandable that they’re excited.

There’s a lot of Jets fans in there and they don’t get to celebrate touchdowns all that often.

[Chris Marler @Vern_Funquist]

Jesus seeing Judas on Sunday morning

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

[Joon Lee @joonlee]

me on twitter vs. me on linkedin

[lil kevy @kcliff1116]

Best toy ever

@PardonMyMeme @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @hen_ease

[Syracuse Mets @SyracuseMets]

is it ryan clifford the big red dog?