Kenny is not leaving until Menswear Guy does (雷嘉霖)

Californian in NYC (by way of NJ). Twin dad 👦🏻👧🏻. Lawyer (mostly dirt & not you). I do not support Las Vegas or Yolo County teams. Forever #RootedInOakland

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@RickPaulas My ancestors, when they first came to America from China to build the railroads, they could not have envisioned, that one day, one of their descendants would be characterized as a privileged white bro. I am the living embodiment of the American Dream.

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@aaronAcarr I am a father of two kids born in Manhattan.
My wife works for the City of New York.
My profession is one of the New Yorkiest of professions.
My NYC address hasn’t changed in over a decade.

But according to someone who primarily lives in LA, none of that matters.

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@TiredBambooLaw Your post somehow reminds me of the Jerry Brown ad when he ran against Meg Whitman.

Meg: When I first came to California 30 years ago, California was a great place.

Narrator: Who was governor of California 30 years ago?

*shows photo of Jerry Brown in the late 70’s*

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@GoodGuyGuaranty We’ve also had orange skies in New York.

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@GoodGuyGuaranty @nikitabier Those are some strong milk crates.

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@Bildungskind Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, and the Duchy of Courland.

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@LotusEater29 @67patriot67 @Acyn Need to steal this.

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@mikitaposts You couldn’t even find an Indian American who spent every winter snowboarding in Tahoe?

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@Milajoy 34

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@ArmandDoma Here comes a union busting “socialist” with his twee elite aesthetic preferences.

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If you have to cross a state line or two to reach the Thanksgiving dinner table:

“I am not licensed to practice law in this jurisdiction and I cannot render legal advice.”

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Remember this when you get asked for legal advice at the Thanksgiving dinner table:

1) if they need a litigator, you’re a transactional attorney

2) if they need a transactional attorney,
you’re a litigator

3) if they need a generalist, you’re an accountant

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@writeclimbrun Also, airplane wifi sucks, it’s not worth it at any price.

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@TiredBambooLaw And the Chinese loan words sound closer to Cantonese than Mandarin.

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@GoodGuyGuaranty @thE_House7 At least have your party in a resort in New York and keep the money in-state.

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@DietCoke_Esq @writeclimbrun Not even a Delaware entity at issue?

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@TiredBambooLaw If you like an Al Pastor taco but abhor a “Hawaiian” pizza, then you are a hypocrite.

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@TiredBambooLaw And Japanese food is the French food of Asia.

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@the_transit_guy The “Parking Quarter”

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@osamabinsailin @TheOmniZaddy From historical Japanese egg consumption and salmon sushi to being accused of being a “hitlerite.”

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@realEstateTrent Call your lawyer. Even if you want to grant permission, do it in writing.

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@vix_0ii @ArmandDoma It is much more of a functional park serving actual New Yorkers than a sculpture garden run by someone who thinks they are entitled to possession of city owned land by reason of opening up land once rented for retail purposes and turning it into a “public sculpture garden.”

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@vix_0ii @ArmandDoma Why do you hate Sara Rooosevelt Park?

My kids have played in the playgrounds there.

Annual lunar new year celebrations happen there.
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