KCNA NCMUN17

The Mouthpiece of Justice!
Korean Central News Agency at NCMUN 2017

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@DarcyFrench Interpol requested in SPECPOL! Australia takes bribe from Nestle! @ncmun_

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Dear Leader strikes! Australian Imperialist PM Hanson executed via Mind Magics. The West will be destroyed @ncmun_

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Talks continuing between Bayer and German delegate in HRC!
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HSC: US congratulates KCNA on gymnastic ability. US delegate left in awe and lost for words. @ncmun_ #olympicgold

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Pakistan HSC: "Some committee members just aren't listening properly" @ncmun_

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Bayer spotted entering "private conversations" with the German delegate in HRC! Obviously putting the 'people first'...
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Pakistan alleges US corruption in the Asian Development Bank! Capitalist dogs at it again!
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ADB Resolution passes unanimously! @ncmun_

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@reuters_ncmun17 @leparisen_ncmun @ncmun_ Did someone mention the US?

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ADB Draft Resolution RE: cryptocurrencies targets ICT development and infrastructure. Concensus on the floor. @ncmun_

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@reuters_ncmun17 @ncmun_ Good riddance! Now the REAL agencies can do work! #qualityjournalism

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@leparisen_ncmun @ncmun_ We don't know about "Utopia", because there's only one of those - but it sure beats out being an imperialist sattelite state #BestKorea

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@leparisen_ncmun @ncmun_ This is unsubstantiated and a clear Western smear campaign against the great nation of DPR Korea!

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HSC
USSR: "We are in full support of violently cracking down on dissidents" @ncmun_

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HSC: US labels Romania "authoritarian". @ncmun_

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HSC US claims all sovereignty is equal, but some sovereignty is more equal than others @ncmun_ #pigswillbepigs

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Pakistan: "Countries should keep their ideologies in their pants"
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HSC: USSR labels Mao Zedong as 'mentally unhinged'. China not impressed. @ncmun_

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HSC: Pakistan motions to discuss previous aggressions against Pakistan.
Pakistan doesn't vote for it.
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ADB discussing cryptocurrencies.
Treat as a commodity or an investment? Are they too volatile?
China and Indonesia lead debate.
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