Kazey Cohan

[Matt Carpenter @MattCarp13]

Adam wainwright was the man tonight.. What a team.. What a ride.. So proud to put on this uniform... #notdoneyet

[Kazey Cohan @kcohan123]

Work sucks

[Kazey Cohan @kcohan123]

Work work work but hey #threedayweekend

[Kazey Cohan @kcohan123]

May the fourth be with you

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Getting addicted to a show, then watching all the episodes and feeling so empty when you finish them, because it’s over. Just fucking over.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

"I wasn't that drunk." Dude, you threw my hamster, saying "Go Pikachu."

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Over 2,800 teenage girls get pregnant everyday. Retweet if you like waffles.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

So who's the asshole that decided to cut out nap time after kindergarten?

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

I blame everyone for my problems. Except Shaggy, because we all know it wasn't him.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 862,593 times... you're the weatherman.

[Kazey Cohan @kcohan123]

Love the rain! #suchagoodfeeling

[Kazey Cohan @kcohan123]

#prayersforboston cowardly act

[Kazey Cohan @kcohan123]

What is this thing called sleep I hear of? #teamnosleep

[Kazey Cohan @kcohan123]

Talladega Nights!! #shakeandbake

[Kazey Cohan @kcohan123]

Prayers out to @kobebryant w/ a probable torn acl

[Kazey Cohan @kcohan123]

Hm what to do on a Friday night?

[Kazey Cohan @kcohan123]

Good memories come from bad ideas #thatslife

[Kazey Cohan @kcohan123]

Going to watch lion king #hakunamatata

[Kazey Cohan @kcohan123]

21 and counting. Lets go on this journey called life. Imma kick its ass!!