Krystal Cook

I’m just trying to survive life.🧡🖤 🥃

[Krystal Cook @kcook012292]

Were all tired and need something to rely on

[Krystal Cook @kcook012292]

@foryou_evan THIS

[Krystal Cook @kcook012292]

Evan Peters DESERVED that golden globe. He deserved awards for all his characters in AHS and never was nominated. So now that he finally won, the internet needs to chill on saying he should not of won for portraying a serial killer. If he didn’t play Dahmer, another actor would.

[Krystal Cook @kcook012292]

@raiinstories I agree that he could of mentioned the family, but he also wasn’t expecting to win and has anxiety with speeches so he probably didn’t even think about what he was saying, just wanted to get off the stage

[Krystal Cook @kcook012292]

I’m at the doctors office and people are such assholes when they check in. Do you think being a dick is gonna give you better care?

[Krystal Cook @kcook012292]

Dear Lord, please remove all the pollen so I can stop sneezing like a crazy person and looking like a coke whore. Amen.

[Krystal Cook @kcook012292]

Whatever happened to little Caesar’s being hot and ready. Now it’s like let me take your order and I’ll stand there for 10 mins waiting

[Krystal Cook @kcook012292]

I do not understand why it is hard to be straight up with me. I’m literally the most understanding person as long as people keep it real with me

[Krystal Cook @kcook012292]

I really hate vacuuming my whole apartment, just to have enough hair for a full ass wig on the ground an hour later

[Krystal Cook @kcook012292]

You ever see a story of a guy you thought was hot 3 years ago and you’re like “why tf did you grow your hair out like that”

[Krystal Cook @kcook012292]

I need a live in personal sushi chef at my apartment

[Krystal Cook @kcook012292]

Okay so seeing Eminem in the half time show brought back all my childhood love feelings. 😍

[Krystal Cook @kcook012292]

It drives me crazy in horror movies when the main character lives alone and hears something and says “hello?” Like the killer is just gonna be like “oh hey what up”

[Krystal Cook @kcook012292]

I really love when gorgeous women who you know could get whatever they want based on their looks, are the most humble and giving people ever.

[Krystal Cook @kcook012292]

I’m on lockdown in my apartment so my knee can heal and I started binge watching t@gged. It’s actually pretty good!

[Krystal Cook @kcook012292]

The “call outs” at TG that we have are the dumbest fucking things I’ve ever read. Today it was “my mom is moving, the whole family is helping” OKAY AND? Grow up and go to work.

[Krystal Cook @kcook012292]

@KylieDelenikos I’ve been having the same issue. I thought something was wrong with me

[Krystal Cook @kcook012292]

Normalize being alone and thriving by yourself.

[Krystal Cook @kcook012292]

@KylieDelenikos Same dude. Same 😭😭😭

[Krystal Cook @kcook012292]

Well, so far it’s only Tuesday and I literally hate everyone. 2021 has really been a good time.

[Krystal Cook @kcook012292]

The guy at the gas station was asking me in depth questions about my car. SIR DO I GIVE OFF THE VIBE THAT I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CARS?