For my first ever thread I wrote an updated version of American Pie entitled I Miss American Sports. And I’d like to dedicate it to the #coronavirus you heathless bitch! Enjoy
“It’ll be called college football. The games will be primarily on Saturdays, so the sport can be properly observed when most people are off work that day and the next.”
“Even the semifinals and championship, sir?”
“Of course not! The semifinals will be Thursday and Friday, while the championship will be on a Monday.”