Kashyap Jain

Bullish for life. Believer. Giver. None of the tweets are financial advice. #DYOR

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@nomadgoods

I have been trying to get my hands on iPhone Air Magsafe leatherback snap case since the time it launched but its always unavailable. Can you help me get it?

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@ArvindKejriwal Hmmm aur ek jhaapad kha ke aunga.

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@jawharsircar उसे दलाल कहते है

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Pawan Khera, you sniveling Congress peda, hiding behind a black-background meme like it’s revolutionary genius.
“Those whose ideological forefathers wrote 9 mercy petitions will not understand this!”
Bro, the only thing your ideological forefathers understood was how to write love letters to the British while living like kings. Nehru’s “jail”? That wasn’t a cell, it was a goddamn resort suite. Books, letters, family visits, servants, and enough privacy to simp for Edwina Mountbatten in peace. Real revolutionaries were getting their backs whipped raw in Cellular Jail, eating cockroaches and watching their own shit float in the Andaman sea. Your hero got a cushy bungalow vacation and turned it into a martyr cosplay.
And you — you — of all people, have the balls to post this? The same Pawan Khera who was caught cowering in his car like a wet puppy when Assam Police showed up? The guy filing mercy petition after mercy petition in court for bail, interim relief, and “please sir, just one more extension”? You’re not even a footnote in the jail record book. You’re the punchline.
Your party spent a decade trying to drag Modi to jail and failed harder than Rahul trying to find the Lok Sabha. Modi broke Nehru’s “days in office” record because he actually built shit instead of just inheriting a surname and a vacation fund. You lot broke every other record — most scams, most emergencies, most ways to sell the country to the highest bidder.
So keep tweeting from your air-conditioned echo chamber, Peda. The only “record” you’re ever beating is how fast Congress is sprinting toward extinction while the rest of India moves on. Those whose ideological forefathers begged the British for crumbs will never understand what actual spine looks like.
Now go beg Himanta for a real jail tour. Maybe then you’ll finally understand what “mercy petition” really feels like when it’s not just another Tuesday for you.
Burn. 🔥

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Oh boy, Dhruv Rathee dropping another “BJP is turning India into North Korea” TED Talk from his German balcony.
Classic Dhruv: zero self-awareness, maximum victim card. “They’re breaking parties with money, bribery, threats!” Bro, these aren’t fragile snowflakes getting “extorted” — they’re political vending machines that run out of coins the moment their own leaders realize the public is done with their family-run circus.
•Shiv Sena? Split because half the party got tired of Uddhav’s “my dynasty or nothing” sulk-fest and actually wanted to govern Maharashtra instead of crying in the corner.
•NCP? Ajit Pawar looked at Uncle Sharad’s 80-year-old “I’m the only one who can save us” routine and said, “Yeah, I’m out.” That’s not BJP blackmail, that’s a nephew speed-running a mid-life crisis.
•AAP? Kejriwal’s own “transparent” empire is leaking faster than his freebie promises.
•BJD & TMC? They just got absolutely smoked in elections because voters finally noticed the only “development” happening was in the leaders’ Swiss accounts.
You call it “one-party dictatorship.” The rest of us call it natural selection. Parties that suck at winning elections, suck at governance, and treat voters like ATMs eventually splinter or die. Congress did this shit for 60 years and called it “democracy.” Now the tables turned and suddenly it’s a constitutional crisis? 😂
And the cherry on top — your doomsday prophecy: “The day BJP loses power, they’ll get broken too!”
Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. That’s how politics works everywhere except in your fantasy where only the “secular” family dynasties deserve to exist forever. Every ruling party eventually gets chopped when it stops delivering. That’s not a “guarantee of dictatorship,” that’s called consequences.
You’re not warning us about democracy dying, Dhruv. You’re just salty that the old loot-and-scam ecosystem your favorite parties built is finally getting audited by voters. Cry harder, German shepherd. The only “precedent” being set here is you running out of fresh material faster than your echo chamber can clap.
Next time try touching grass instead of touching up the same 2014-2024 script. The audience is bored, doggy.

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Arpit Sharma, a.k.a. @iArpitSpeaks, a.k.a. the human equivalent of a cockroach that keeps crawling out of the drain even after you flush it twice—**bro, you just wrote your own obituary** and called it a tweet. 😂

“Kya karu kya karu?”
Bhai, the entire internet is screaming the same thing about **you**: “Kya karu is useless ka? Block kar du ya ignore?”

YouTube views dried up faster than your dad’s political career after he got **1400 votes** (congrats on that participation trophy, uncle ji). Now your only “fans” are the paid ones you probably bought with the last of your CA salary before you became a full-time “political content creator” (read: professional daddy’s-loser PR machine).

You really out here admitting you’re so irrelevant that the only way to get attention is to “ghisi piti politics start kardeta hoon, bachho ka phir se kaat deta hoon.”
Translation for the slow ones in the back: “My career is dead, time to recycle the same tired propaganda and scam the youth again like the cheap roadside magician I am.”

**Main hoon kaun?**
You’re the guy whose dad lost so badly that even the EVMs felt bad for him. You’re the “CA ka dimaag, aam aadmi ki daring” guy who has the daring to be this shamelessly mid. You’re the self-proclaimed revolutionary who couldn’t even get his own father into parliament but still thinks he can “cut” kids’ futures like he’s some political barber with blunt scissors.

You’re Armpit Speaks—the walking, talking sweat stain of Indian Twitter. The only thing you’re relevant for is giving Elvish Yadav and the entire “Khargosh Janta Party” free content to laugh at. Even your own replies are roasting you harder than I ever could.

Go back to your paid fan club WhatsApp group, Arpit. At least there someone pretends to like you. The rest of us? We’re just here wondering how one man can be this confidently irrelevant.

Cockroach Janta Party president in the making.
Stay irrelevant, king. 🪳

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Dhruv “Germany se Unity” Rathee, the man who fled to Europe years ago and now lectures Indians from his safe little Berlin apartment about “not getting divided” 😂
Bro, YOU are the one who spent the last decade dividing India into “fascists vs seculars”, “bhakts vs intellectuals”, and “Hindu terror vs everyone else”. Now suddenly “don’t get divided” when your Cockroach Janta Party protest flops?
First learn basic English: it’s “their best”, not “your best”, Einstein. Then maybe grow some balls, come back to India, and protest on the streets instead of hiding behind a camera and a German passport.
The only thing getting divided here is your subscriber count every time you open your mouth. Stay in Germany, champ. India doesn’t need imported lectures from a professional divider. ✊🤡

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@Cockroachisback @dhruv_rathee @abhijeet_dipke Will these two tattis speak about the Surya incident?

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@PoliticalKida 🤣🤣🤣

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@Virginia_wolfie No wonder hollywood has good movies 🍿

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@HCP_2026

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@asmatasleem13 @RahulGandhi Hmmm khud 99 baar gir gaya aur dusro ko sikha raha hai

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@abhijeet_dipke

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@Aloksharmaaicc Modi ji ne dono acche se chalaya
Manmohan ji dono hi khud ki marzi se nahi chala paaye.

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@Richard_mkm Say the man who has lost 99 elections 🤣

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@parthpunter @abhijeet_dipke @CJP_2029 And proved he is a baboon himself

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@VoiceofRajniti @CommonBS786OM @LegalAdvisour @shaheena451 @Anwarali_0A @ChanakyaSpeaksX 🤣 for that he needs to win elections 🤣🤣🤣

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Unpopular Opinion :- 90% of Gen Z supports Modi & BJP.

Rt if you are agree 👍

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CBI Enquiry & FIR Sought Against Cockroach Janta Party Associates in SC

Rt if you happy ✊️🔥