Kasey Smith

Semi-professional Shaggy Rogers impersonator

[Kasey Smith @Kcsmith316]

"You know who doesn't love queso? Communists!" -@TheDumbMusicGuy

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I bought a half gallon of @OakhurstDairy Blueberry Lemonade at Leadbetters in Bucksport the other day and it changed my life, but Google doesn't even know it exists and it's not at my local Hannaford and I'm holding Oakhurst company personally responsible for my mental anguish.

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@TTyszkowski27 @OldTakesExposed @eduardoorva @NYJetsTFMedia Tbf if your skin is soft enough it could be one and done

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@ballen957 I hear there's great money in buying large tracts of land in the mountains and forming a cult

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@TheFarnum @TimBontemps @wojespn $3.5 bn valuation means they appraised the entire organization at $3.5bn, sale price would be 3.5bn X %ownership. Still to be able to buy a considerably portion of a billion $ org without freeing capital from the other billion $ org you own is unnecessary

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@thebrianlaffan @TimBontemps Time-value of money says no

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@HughJoh62350621 @mikebloodworth @Jomboy_ As a sox fan I confidently put arenado above devers. Recency bias for machado aside its slander to put anyone other than JRam ahead of Nolan.

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@CelticsGRD These people in the replies are the same people who give me shit for drinking my coffee hot when its 90⁰ out. SMH keep this energy in July!

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@SirCamsta85 @DaddyDimmuTv I know Cam personally and this is all a true

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@kokorokaroke @DrAnitaBEtin Probably because Anita Be Eating

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@dsaid111 @DrAnitaBEtin @ACTBrigitte Read the username. Now slow it down a little. Now duck so the joke doesn't smack you in the face.

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@RedSoxReceipts @beauthecolor @RyanLiney @BallParkBuzz Basketball has a hard salary cap, once they paid Ibaka it was impossible to keep Harden and Russ without completely emptying the bench. OKC was still mismanaged, but w/o salary cap they may have kept all 3.

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@KCCardinal91 @patsfandave32 @nut_history The year before WW2 he hit 36hr, the year he returned he hit 38. But yeah let's act like his 20 year old season is indicative of his physical prime

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@41ff303d6fb04f9 @GloverDarius Top 20 season in the history of the sport. Top 1 contract negotiation in the history of all sports. Shut down talks in the spring, broke a decades old record, hit FA with full intent, used best offer to get the best possible option in the place he wanted to be. Masterclass.

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@jpx1122 @GloverDarius It's so teams can't mess with their payroll. Imagine the payroll games you could play giving Judge a vet minimum and $10,000/week for food. Per diem pay is extremely normal in any business where you travel, and a limit just means you're responsible for costs above $145.

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@ClockHandle28 @MLB To clarify, you are right, their rotation 1-5 is among the best, and I would slot it below NYM, above NYY. My Red Sox bias might be showing here.

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@ClockHandle28 @MLB Put em on the Reds and no one knows them. Yeah they'd do better in NY, but you can't act like Houston isn't in the headlines on a daily basis.

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@Slambohzo @hograybig @BabzOnTheMic So you fault him for having a friendly system last year, but give him no credit for having a bad system this year? As a 2nd year QB he needs consistency to progress and succeed, I'm not saying he deserves praise, but that rookie year was deserving of better treatment than he got

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@mostspeechless @bungus2341 @karrin404 @Mshtakan @UltimaShadowX @thegameawards Awwwh we're buddy's? It's a hell of a look to try to belittle people for not understanding their own joke (?) Then act like the victim when people call you out for being dumb. Wish your actions were more like your username...

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@Slambohzo @hograybig @BabzOnTheMic Imagine thinking Matt Patricia DOESNT deserve to be yelled at. Mac had a top 5 qb rookie year, in a system that failed with Cam, and they pulled the carpet out from under him. He should be pissed and if he wasn't that would be a massive red flag.

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@tropicthundr @JohannTetzel6 @NBAMemes LeBron would never!