Ben’s Original Tweet Slinger

I'm a Kansas City based Social Media Manager, Art Director, illustrator, father, political junkie and avid doodler...

[DFA @dfamilk]

Morning routine: Whole face, whole milk.

[Ben’s Original Tweet Slinger @kctoons]

Hey @googfiber… after your techs royally screwed up our line work, and after your customer service shat the bed by offering NO support, I turned to @YouTube and taught myself how to reassemble YOUR tech… guess what… we have internet.

Wait am I a #GoogleFiber employee now?

[Ben’s Original Tweet Slinger @kctoons]

After 55 minutes on hold I was disconnected by @googlfiber…

Round 14 of waiting on hold…

At this point, if @GetSpectrum can help me faster, I’ll leave #GoogleFiber right now…

[Ben’s Original Tweet Slinger @kctoons]

@googlefiber How long goes simple take @googlefiber? Does @X still work in any good way? @googlefi @Google @googlefiberhelp @bbb_us

[Ben’s Original Tweet Slinger @kctoons]

#GoogleFiber’s motto is that all internet should be “this simple”.

Internet outage started Thursday, multiple techs out, literal hours of customer service hold time and still…no internet. Yes, I DO wish my internet was simple @googlefiber, but apparently your company disagrees.

[Ben’s Original Tweet Slinger @kctoons]

@googlefiber Hi Lee! I’d gladly send you a DM, but I’m currently spending this half hour of my Sunday listening to the amazing #GoogleFiber hold music instead of watching a movie with my kids… I’m not sure I’m wanting to sit around waiting for TWO @googlefiber reps…
Photo of current wait

[Ben’s Original Tweet Slinger @kctoons]

After the last line tech left without saying anything to us, I’ve called customer service… current hold time while I wait…

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Trump’s REAL mugshot just got released… and he doesn’t look too happy!😆

Source: CNN

[DFA @dfamilk]

Even a child in a galaxy far, far away knows the goodness of real dairy. Raise a glass of Blue Milk and join us in celebrating #StarWarsDay!

Find one of our farmer-owned dairy brands in a star system near you >> https://t.co/sflwr4a0W4 and #MayThe4thBeWithYou.

[Ben’s Original Tweet Slinger @kctoons]

@ForgettingIn @realMeetJames This is actually a good point. This feels like a Fox news type thing where there's no real evidence and it's all just a bunch of misinformed hype to try to get people to follow some kid's twitter feed.

#ConspiracyTheories #ConspiracyWatch #misinformation

[Ben’s Original Tweet Slinger @kctoons]

@hankgreen

[Ben’s Original Tweet Slinger @kctoons]

The party of “lock her up” is suddenly pretty defensive about the idea of a presidential candidate getting locked up…

[Ben’s Original Tweet Slinger @kctoons]

@hankgreen Every time I see things like this, it makes me question everything I'm ever this sure about... 😅

[Ben’s Original Tweet Slinger @kctoons]

At some point, will AI be able to produce entire rendered scenes with real looking people whole cloth from a simply worded prompt?

It seems to be heading that way... I can't wait until I can write my own live-action Star Wars movies when I'm 70... #AI #ChatGPT #FutureFriday

[Ben’s Original Tweet Slinger @kctoons]

@wavingwheat That man is always dreamy…

[Ben’s Original Tweet Slinger @kctoons]

Twitter feels like it's doing a dry-run at the fall of society right now... 😅

[Ben’s Original Tweet Slinger @kctoons]

The song Gooey by @GlassAnimals reminds me of the empty, aged theater at Indian Springs during my childhood in the 80’s…

… that’s it.

[Ben’s Original Tweet Slinger @kctoons]

Thought:
Elon taking over Twitter... if he unmutes Trump... which party benefits going into the midterms?

#elonmusktwitter

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

china passes united states in life expectancy

should be a headline in every us newspaper