shalyssa

Irrational fear of water fowl. My dad is a wide receiver for the Arizona Cardinals.

[AnnabelleWilin @AnnabelleWilin]

Two incomes is better than one, queens make sure your man has two jobs

[Will B. Shutt Up @Will_B_Rupert]

You’re telling me this isn’t the cast of Sex and the City?

[Rihanna Facts @Nevernyny]

"Love On The Brain" by Rihanna celebrates it’s 6 years

[shalyssa @kcuBpA]

I love when you’re in traffic and someone passes you and then gets stuck directly in front of you it’s like cutting in front of the last person in a line

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

I would watch the new Pirates movie if she played Jack Sparrow

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

SEE HE SOLD HER MASTERS WITHOUT GIVING HER A CHANCE TO BUY THEM AND THE GUY WHO OWNS THEM HAS ALWAYS BEEN A DICK TO HER SO SHE’S RE RECORDING HER OLD ALBUMS RENDERING HIS PURCHASE NEARLY WORTHLESS AND THATS WHY YOU HAVE TO STREAM THE RE RECORDS ONLY—

[⚧︎Coochie Seasoning⚧︎🐝🔥🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @bbychakra]

Corallus caninus realigning jaw

[Jessica Singer @jessicantsinger]

I had a huuuuge crush on Dane Cook in middle school. Had no idea I was too old for him.

[shalyssa @kcuBpA]

My sis bf : I’ve done that

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

if u reheat McDonald’s ur too deep in the trenches

[Prequel Memes @rPrequelMemes]

Like father like son https://t.co/Y7mVvWQlgg

[shalyssa @kcuBpA]

That’s so suite life of Hannah Montana

[Childhood Shows @ChildhoodShows]

You can only save 3 of these Disney Channel shows

Which ones are you choosing? 👀

[shalyssa @kcuBpA]

One time I got sick and the only thing that I could hold down was flavoured sparkling water and now I love it. I drink it all the time…for fun. I’d never thought I’d be a la croix person but here we are

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

#Skins star Kaya Scodelario reacts to HBO’s #Euphoria in new TikTok:

“Watching euphoria for the first time thinking this is crazy for 17 year olds then remembering what I was doing on TV at 14 ... Will always be grateful. But yeah safeguarding really wasnt a thing back then...”

[shalyssa @kcuBpA]

Rare Bigfoot sighting: French Lick, IN

[shalyssa @kcuBpA]

“ but A milf is a hall pass”

[Kevin McHale @druidDUDE]

The checks cleared, we’re fine.