josé cuervo.

i heard the jury’s still out on science?

[josé cuervo. @kcuer]

The government is not reading your political tweets and neither am I.

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

It’s all regulation, Michael

[josé cuervo. @kcuer]

@beckywtheokhair as perfect as this is, “mama horny michael” would’ve also fit 😂

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

Operation: Hot Mother

[josé cuervo. @kcuer]

@hholly_ @mollygordo @bluthquotes right?! that was my reaction opening it!! loose seal is the best smelling too lol

[josé cuervo. @kcuer]

just received an amazing gift from @mollygordo which much be shared ❤️ #ArrestedDevelopment @bluthquotes

[josé cuervo. @kcuer]

@hholly_ pick one episode centered around april and you're toast before the theme song

[josé cuervo. @kcuer]

@aaronneedshelp happy to see you’ll pull through then

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

Social distancing

[josé cuervo. @kcuer]

@hholly_ mayo!!!!!! they try to hide that nasty shit in everyyyyything

[josé cuervo. @kcuer]

if you feel like i’m ignoring you, i’m probably not but bitch i might be so stay pressed while i decide lol

[Grace @gracecamille_]

fine..... since no one else wants to say it I guess I will........ mustard is a god-tier condiment.........

[josé cuervo. @kcuer]

@hholly_ but holly their lives r hard they have to do the same thing 9-5ers do after their real job EVERY DAY it’s exhausting.

[josé cuervo. @kcuer]

@Brittany_broski ugly bitches? no?

[josé cuervo. @kcuer]

@hholly_ fuck work you’re gonna work the rest of your life get the pup

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

"Use your own words”

Book: he died in 1976

Me: 1976 they caught my mans lackin

[josé cuervo. @kcuer]

@MeredithFoster you’re 9 years past the halfway mark to 30 but go off sis 😂 hbd!

[Mike Camerlengo @MCamerlengo]

i've seen this clip a bunch so I added Joe Pesci's character from My Cousin Vinny